He's building the Epstein Ballroom so they can more effectively distribute SNAP benefits to the rich.

Someone please make a law that grocery stores have to be designed to maximize energy efficiency and not foot traffic.

The Merriam-Webster word of the day needs to be "emoluments."

Reminder to turn your clocks back for daylight savings tonight. 75-100 years should do it.

Did you know: A group of DOGE employees is called a Fucktard.

These clowns will henceforth be referred to as the 4-Chan M.a.F.i.A. A doge is a leader of a city-state in Renaissance Italy. Or a trailblazing bitcoin. Not a racist incel.

Get to work, Anonymous. This is your purpose

We are the biggest banana republic in the world

Reminder that Elon Musk came of age in apartheid South Africa. He knew exactly what he was saluting.

Gonna have to go with Jeff Bezos as my favorite Tech Villain. Musk is an unhinged megalomaniac that has convinced himself he is saving the world. Zuckerberg is a tool. Bill Gates bowed out of this game long ago. Only Bezos has fully leaned into his villain era with the honesty of Lex Luthor.

Passenger jet destroyed in DC, preventable TB outbreak in Kansas, and we're only 10 days into the 2nd Trump administration. But hey at least the immigrant pogrom is well underway, because those hardworking folks who clean your houses and pick your vegetables are the real threat.

I've got bad news for my peeps living in New Mexico.

It's pay to play time now, folks.

Okay, so hear me out ...

Gotta get off FB