i’m so deep into conspiracy tiktok it’s embarrassing, but unfortunately nothing will ever hit harder than the day i discovered gaylor and spent five hours on reddit reading about taylor swift and karlie kloss making eye contact like it was foreplay

the face card really do be ethereal after a sob session

writing in a straight line on an engagement card is literally my olympics .. no lines, no rules, just raw unmedicated precision

photo dump: newest roommate charlie edition

the only thing worse than my insta being hacked is the amount of people who received a bad link DM from my account and clicked on it, actually believing i am trying to “achieve my dream of hosting an instagram influencer program”

if they ever stop letting men be shirtless in gas stations and corner stores i’m going down to city hall and killing my self (once a year i’m allowed to post someone so incredibly heterosexual online and this is it)

woke up this morning from a nightmare where travis kelce was 7'5, my high school history teacher, and the zodiac killer

experiencing heartbreak (the fur wool blend coat that matches zero items in my closet and that i most likely would have only worn once was snagged by someone else on depop)