Watermelon Banzai
@watermelonbanzai.com
Archivist during the Day and a Writer at Night. I also dabble in computers, both retro and modern, as well as video games. I often like to hold up neat looking potatoes and talk about them at length to anyone who will listen, because they're neat! 🍉
"You look tired... have you been getting enough sleep?"
Me:
Me:
September 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
"You look tired... have you been getting enough sleep?"
Me:
Me:
"How's it going?"
Me:
Me:
June 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"How's it going?"
Me:
Me:
Doing some spring cleaning today and found like a hundred of these buttons.
May 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Doing some spring cleaning today and found like a hundred of these buttons.
And now, pictures I've taken over the past few months of bunnies that roam my yard, why not?
May 9, 2025 at 1:37 PM
And now, pictures I've taken over the past few months of bunnies that roam my yard, why not?
It's something that I've been trying to work through in therapy. Years of being crushed down into a pre defined box, meant to feel shame for enjoying what I like openly, afraid to show off any of my creative endeavors, so I've just become a bit of an emotionless gray rock.
Basically, this comic.
Basically, this comic.
April 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It's something that I've been trying to work through in therapy. Years of being crushed down into a pre defined box, meant to feel shame for enjoying what I like openly, afraid to show off any of my creative endeavors, so I've just become a bit of an emotionless gray rock.
Basically, this comic.
Basically, this comic.
John Ratzenberger as Bill Towner, "Electrician & Adventurer," in House II has got to be one of my favorite side characters in a movie.
April 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
John Ratzenberger as Bill Towner, "Electrician & Adventurer," in House II has got to be one of my favorite side characters in a movie.
Yeah, something was definitely up with that 2680, because the 2690 is having no issues whatsoever, both in seeing all the RAM and its performance is better too, whereas the 2680 was sluggish for some reason.
April 11, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Yeah, something was definitely up with that 2680, because the 2690 is having no issues whatsoever, both in seeing all the RAM and its performance is better too, whereas the 2680 was sluggish for some reason.
I mean, only getting 24GB of RAM out of the 32GB installed isn't the end of the world for me, as of my current needs for now, but even still... would be nice!
Either way, going from 6 Cores/12 Threads to 14/28 sure feels nice regardless!
Either way, going from 6 Cores/12 Threads to 14/28 sure feels nice regardless!
April 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I mean, only getting 24GB of RAM out of the 32GB installed isn't the end of the world for me, as of my current needs for now, but even still... would be nice!
Either way, going from 6 Cores/12 Threads to 14/28 sure feels nice regardless!
Either way, going from 6 Cores/12 Threads to 14/28 sure feels nice regardless!
I recently upgraded/built a new gaming rig and went from Silver Slayer to Doomicorn.
March 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I recently upgraded/built a new gaming rig and went from Silver Slayer to Doomicorn.
"Whats your favorite flavor of fruit pie?"
"Ninja Turtle!"
"... I don't think those have any actual fruit in them?"
"Maybe not, but they are GREEN and have PUDDIN' POWER!"
"Ninja Turtle!"
"... I don't think those have any actual fruit in them?"
"Maybe not, but they are GREEN and have PUDDIN' POWER!"
March 26, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"Whats your favorite flavor of fruit pie?"
"Ninja Turtle!"
"... I don't think those have any actual fruit in them?"
"Maybe not, but they are GREEN and have PUDDIN' POWER!"
"Ninja Turtle!"
"... I don't think those have any actual fruit in them?"
"Maybe not, but they are GREEN and have PUDDIN' POWER!"
I once again find myself at a yearly crossroad...
March 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I once again find myself at a yearly crossroad...
Count me among the few, the proud, an American whose house has always had a kettle on this same stove burner.
January 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Count me among the few, the proud, an American whose house has always had a kettle on this same stove burner.
The Tenchi Girls are Peak.
That said, Kiyone, my beloved.
That said, Kiyone, my beloved.
January 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The Tenchi Girls are Peak.
That said, Kiyone, my beloved.
That said, Kiyone, my beloved.
I need me a damn good borgar.
January 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I need me a damn good borgar.
POV: It's 1995 and you've just sat down at your computer with a glass in hand.
January 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
POV: It's 1995 and you've just sat down at your computer with a glass in hand.
Damn, it's not a Pentium III... rather, it's a Celeron... for now!
January 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Damn, it's not a Pentium III... rather, it's a Celeron... for now!
"Soaking" by @alphachromeyayo.bsky.social is an appropriate album to pop up next on my Bandcamp Listening Journey on a Sunday afternoon while cleaning my bathroom.
January 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
"Soaking" by @alphachromeyayo.bsky.social is an appropriate album to pop up next on my Bandcamp Listening Journey on a Sunday afternoon while cleaning my bathroom.
The IT Department at work was going to throw out this old beauty, but I saved it! 🥹
January 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The IT Department at work was going to throw out this old beauty, but I saved it! 🥹
What if Marv just like... stayed as a skeleton for the rest of the movie? 💀
January 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
What if Marv just like... stayed as a skeleton for the rest of the movie? 💀
In my quest to listen to every song I've ever obtained on Bandcamp (thus far), in a row, alphabetically by artist, album by album, I've now crossed into the @alphachromeyayo.bsky.social zone, where I shall relax and groove for a combined 14 hours or so! 😎
January 16, 2025 at 1:00 PM
In my quest to listen to every song I've ever obtained on Bandcamp (thus far), in a row, alphabetically by artist, album by album, I've now crossed into the @alphachromeyayo.bsky.social zone, where I shall relax and groove for a combined 14 hours or so! 😎
Me and the Three People who read my Skeets.
January 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Me and the Three People who read my Skeets.
