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I just learned the term "cooperative overlapping" and wow, okay, damn! I'm not interrupting, I'm just Mediterranean
February 5, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I just learned the term "cooperative overlapping" and wow, okay, damn! I'm not interrupting, I'm just Mediterranean
37 years on this planet and I still haven't learned that exactly no one appreciates when you point out that their casual joke actually came from a comedian whose special hasn't aired in two decades.
February 4, 2026 at 7:59 PM
37 years on this planet and I still haven't learned that exactly no one appreciates when you point out that their casual joke actually came from a comedian whose special hasn't aired in two decades.
I abhor tight hugs when upset. Oh you're not feeling good? Here let me engulf you with my body and make it so you can't leave without seeming like a dick. And the hug always lasts so long. Like the huggist can tell I'm becoming more distressed and the response is to upset me more.
February 4, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I abhor tight hugs when upset. Oh you're not feeling good? Here let me engulf you with my body and make it so you can't leave without seeming like a dick. And the hug always lasts so long. Like the huggist can tell I'm becoming more distressed and the response is to upset me more.
I am in awe of how much Spider-Man lore I've picked up just from half-watching Spidey and His Amazing Friends... they really know how to jam this story into our brains.
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I am in awe of how much Spider-Man lore I've picked up just from half-watching Spidey and His Amazing Friends... they really know how to jam this story into our brains.
Why did they do high protein ice cream before they did high protein tofu? Put some peas in these sponge blocks people
February 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Why did they do high protein ice cream before they did high protein tofu? Put some peas in these sponge blocks people
We saw John Mulaney last night, great show! I hope he doesn't really think everyone thinks he's a bad person. He just had a lot going on these last 5 years.
February 1, 2026 at 3:18 PM
We saw John Mulaney last night, great show! I hope he doesn't really think everyone thinks he's a bad person. He just had a lot going on these last 5 years.
Omg we were looking at the moon yesterday and wondering what the bright object to the right of it was, and I guessed it was Jupiter bc the moon is in cancer and so is Jupiter and I was right! I can't believe it's taken me this long to use astrology for practical applications lol
January 31, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Omg we were looking at the moon yesterday and wondering what the bright object to the right of it was, and I guessed it was Jupiter bc the moon is in cancer and so is Jupiter and I was right! I can't believe it's taken me this long to use astrology for practical applications lol
My son likes tapping us on the nose, saying "boop!," and then poking us in the eye, saying "eye!"
January 31, 2026 at 9:29 AM
My son likes tapping us on the nose, saying "boop!," and then poking us in the eye, saying "eye!"
Not to brag, but I had a mental breakdown about the state of our political institutions over a decade ago. BEFORE IT WAS COOL.
January 31, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Not to brag, but I had a mental breakdown about the state of our political institutions over a decade ago. BEFORE IT WAS COOL.
Yoto daily podcast host: "What's your favorite place?"
My daughter: "First place"
My daughter: "First place"
January 30, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Yoto daily podcast host: "What's your favorite place?"
My daughter: "First place"
My daughter: "First place"
Trying to strike a balance between staying informed and filtering out unessential details. Tbh I'm having a hard time feeling like 99% of the details of the regime's doings hold any relevance at all. The broad villainy feels like the productive thing to focus on.
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Trying to strike a balance between staying informed and filtering out unessential details. Tbh I'm having a hard time feeling like 99% of the details of the regime's doings hold any relevance at all. The broad villainy feels like the productive thing to focus on.
Y'all can stay at The Cottage, I will be taking my leave in The Trophy Room. #thelonggame #heatedrivalry
January 30, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Y'all can stay at The Cottage, I will be taking my leave in The Trophy Room. #thelonggame #heatedrivalry
Buying a gun is perfectly financially feasible, but gun safes cost thousands of dollars
January 29, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Buying a gun is perfectly financially feasible, but gun safes cost thousands of dollars
New screentime guidelines just dropped: publications.aap.org/pediatrics/a...
Digital Ecosystems, Children, and Adolescents: Policy Statement
Digital media, including television, the internet, social media, video games, and interactive assistants, form the digital ecosystem. When this digital ecosystem is designed with children’s unique dev...
publications.aap.org
January 28, 2026 at 2:45 PM
New screentime guidelines just dropped: publications.aap.org/pediatrics/a...
My children have spent the last ten minutes playing independently without any screaming; my nervous system feels like it's on vacation
January 26, 2026 at 4:30 PM
My children have spent the last ten minutes playing independently without any screaming; my nervous system feels like it's on vacation
Neptune enters Aries today! Bad for mostly everybody, but since Neptune is finally leaving my 10th house, I'm still a lil excited.
January 26, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Neptune enters Aries today! Bad for mostly everybody, but since Neptune is finally leaving my 10th house, I'm still a lil excited.
I need to unsubscribe from like 20 text message lists from different brands that promised me a coupon at some point so I can clear up space for ice alerts
January 26, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I need to unsubscribe from like 20 text message lists from different brands that promised me a coupon at some point so I can clear up space for ice alerts
We're not calling slow cookers "braisers," so I feel justified in calling our new air fryer our "fast cooker."
January 20, 2026 at 7:51 PM
We're not calling slow cookers "braisers," so I feel justified in calling our new air fryer our "fast cooker."
Both ChatGPT and my grocery store app did their own Spotify-wrapped kind of thing and I love it so much. I want this trivial data about myself for everything I do.
January 19, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Both ChatGPT and my grocery store app did their own Spotify-wrapped kind of thing and I love it so much. I want this trivial data about myself for everything I do.
The Game Changers series is mentally preparing me for fleeing to Canada.
January 14, 2026 at 10:17 PM
The Game Changers series is mentally preparing me for fleeing to Canada.