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Me: Isn't that noise nice?
Mom: That is an eerie noise!
Me: Well, yeah, that's because noise is detected by your ears!
Mom: That is an eerie noise!
Me: Well, yeah, that's because noise is detected by your ears!
January 16, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Me: Isn't that noise nice?
Mom: That is an eerie noise!
Me: Well, yeah, that's because noise is detected by your ears!
Mom: That is an eerie noise!
Me: Well, yeah, that's because noise is detected by your ears!
We're trying to figure out dinner plans. Mom asked K what their family liked, and they said their dad doesn't like cheesy stuff.
A moment later:
Me: Mom, you shouldn't tell K's dad any jokes.
Mom: Huh?
Me: Because he doesn't like cheesy stuff.
A moment later:
Me: Mom, you shouldn't tell K's dad any jokes.
Mom: Huh?
Me: Because he doesn't like cheesy stuff.
December 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
We're trying to figure out dinner plans. Mom asked K what their family liked, and they said their dad doesn't like cheesy stuff.
A moment later:
Me: Mom, you shouldn't tell K's dad any jokes.
Mom: Huh?
Me: Because he doesn't like cheesy stuff.
A moment later:
Me: Mom, you shouldn't tell K's dad any jokes.
Mom: Huh?
Me: Because he doesn't like cheesy stuff.
Dad: It's almost 8 o'clock.
Mom: Are you going to want to take a shower tonight?
Me: No.
Mom: Are you going to change your mind when it's time to go upstairs?
Me: Yeeesss?
Mom: Are you going to want to take a shower tonight?
Me: No.
Mom: Are you going to change your mind when it's time to go upstairs?
Me: Yeeesss?
December 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Dad: It's almost 8 o'clock.
Mom: Are you going to want to take a shower tonight?
Me: No.
Mom: Are you going to change your mind when it's time to go upstairs?
Me: Yeeesss?
Mom: Are you going to want to take a shower tonight?
Me: No.
Mom: Are you going to change your mind when it's time to go upstairs?
Me: Yeeesss?
Attention kitties: Please catnip responsibly. And also you are very cute.
December 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Attention kitties: Please catnip responsibly. And also you are very cute.
I was wearing mismatched socks, and Mom found the matching socks.
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I was wearing mismatched socks, and Mom found the matching socks.
Dad: My learn point is that the tallest Christmas tree ever was 221 feet.
Me: Alexa, how many meters is feet?
Alexa: 221 feet is 67.36 feet.
Dad: Did you know that already?
Me: No!!!
Me: Alexa, how many meters is feet?
Alexa: 221 feet is 67.36 feet.
Dad: Did you know that already?
Me: No!!!
December 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Dad: My learn point is that the tallest Christmas tree ever was 221 feet.
Me: Alexa, how many meters is feet?
Alexa: 221 feet is 67.36 feet.
Dad: Did you know that already?
Me: No!!!
Me: Alexa, how many meters is feet?
Alexa: 221 feet is 67.36 feet.
Dad: Did you know that already?
Me: No!!!
We're watching Miracle on 34th Street. Here's my thought on the first Santa who gets replaced:
Department Store Santa. That's his quality.
Department Store Santa. That's his quality.
December 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
We're watching Miracle on 34th Street. Here's my thought on the first Santa who gets replaced:
Department Store Santa. That's his quality.
Department Store Santa. That's his quality.
We got home late after a Christmas party. I fell asleep on the car, and when we got home, I said: Next stop, bed. I get off at that stop!
December 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
We got home late after a Christmas party. I fell asleep on the car, and when we got home, I said: Next stop, bed. I get off at that stop!
Mom, just because I'm a cool kid doesn't mean I won't ever kiss you in public.
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Mom, just because I'm a cool kid doesn't mean I won't ever kiss you in public.
You should be singing this song, Dad.
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You should be singing this song, Dad.
At bedtime:
Mom: Who are you going to text tonight?
Me: Grandma's my victim for tonight.
Mom: Who are you going to text tonight?
Me: Grandma's my victim for tonight.
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
At bedtime:
Mom: Who are you going to text tonight?
Me: Grandma's my victim for tonight.
Mom: Who are you going to text tonight?
Me: Grandma's my victim for tonight.
Mom: *singing Soda Pop after I sang it and got it in her head.*
Me: Mom you can stop singing now. I can do the heavy lifting for you.
Me: Mom you can stop singing now. I can do the heavy lifting for you.
October 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Mom: *singing Soda Pop after I sang it and got it in her head.*
Me: Mom you can stop singing now. I can do the heavy lifting for you.
Me: Mom you can stop singing now. I can do the heavy lifting for you.
Mom: Hey, guy? Why are you walking like that?
Me: He's from the Ministry of Silly Walks!
Me: He's from the Ministry of Silly Walks!
October 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Mom: Hey, guy? Why are you walking like that?
Me: He's from the Ministry of Silly Walks!
Me: He's from the Ministry of Silly Walks!
Mom: How is it?
Me: Amazing. Good job picking this out, you genius.
With no sarcasm at all.
Me: Amazing. Good job picking this out, you genius.
With no sarcasm at all.
October 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Mom: How is it?
Me: Amazing. Good job picking this out, you genius.
With no sarcasm at all.
Me: Amazing. Good job picking this out, you genius.
With no sarcasm at all.
Elsa just saw there is a 50% off sale on refrigerators.
October 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Elsa just saw there is a 50% off sale on refrigerators.
Dad: Echo Restaurant now open!
Mom: Echo Restaurant now open!
Me: Echo Restaurant now open!
Mom: Echo Restaurant now open!
Me: Echo Restaurant now open!
October 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Dad: Echo Restaurant now open!
Mom: Echo Restaurant now open!
Me: Echo Restaurant now open!
Mom: Echo Restaurant now open!
Me: Echo Restaurant now open!
I'll be a llama's mama!
I had a very intense farting experience in the bathroom.
I had a very intense farting experience in the bathroom.
October 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I'll be a llama's mama!
I had a very intense farting experience in the bathroom.
I had a very intense farting experience in the bathroom.
Mom, what do you want to build that I'm thinking of?
September 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Mom, what do you want to build that I'm thinking of?
You know how people like to sing in the shower?
I'll take it to a whole new level: Soda Pop or How It's Done?
I'll take it to a whole new level: Soda Pop or How It's Done?
September 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
You know how people like to sing in the shower?
I'll take it to a whole new level: Soda Pop or How It's Done?
I'll take it to a whole new level: Soda Pop or How It's Done?
I just read a post by Aksel. It said: Why do people say I'm a Mexican walking fish? I'm actually American and I just make Mexican food. And also I'm a salamander.
(Aksel is one of my axolotl Squishmallows.)
(Aksel is one of my axolotl Squishmallows.)
September 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I just read a post by Aksel. It said: Why do people say I'm a Mexican walking fish? I'm actually American and I just make Mexican food. And also I'm a salamander.
(Aksel is one of my axolotl Squishmallows.)
(Aksel is one of my axolotl Squishmallows.)
"Did you know that the study of people named Janet is called derpology?"
August 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
"Did you know that the study of people named Janet is called derpology?"
I feel like I'm one of those grownups drinking at an Irish pub or something.
August 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I feel like I'm one of those grownups drinking at an Irish pub or something.
Mom: Would you like to tell me anything about this drawing?
Me: The explanation is simple: a butt and a fart cloud.
Mom: And those two circles?
Me: Those are the shiny!
Me: The explanation is simple: a butt and a fart cloud.
Mom: And those two circles?
Me: Those are the shiny!
August 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Mom: Would you like to tell me anything about this drawing?
Me: The explanation is simple: a butt and a fart cloud.
Mom: And those two circles?
Me: Those are the shiny!
Me: The explanation is simple: a butt and a fart cloud.
Mom: And those two circles?
Me: Those are the shiny!
Mom: Kevin, I'm going to need you to take care of your cat.
Dad: Dobby, hit the bricks.
Me: Dobby, the bricks are on Mom's milk!
(Dobby jumped on the table at dinnertime because he likes to try to sneak Mom's milk or whatever we're eating that is tasty to cats.)
Dad: Dobby, hit the bricks.
Me: Dobby, the bricks are on Mom's milk!
(Dobby jumped on the table at dinnertime because he likes to try to sneak Mom's milk or whatever we're eating that is tasty to cats.)
August 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Mom: Kevin, I'm going to need you to take care of your cat.
Dad: Dobby, hit the bricks.
Me: Dobby, the bricks are on Mom's milk!
(Dobby jumped on the table at dinnertime because he likes to try to sneak Mom's milk or whatever we're eating that is tasty to cats.)
Dad: Dobby, hit the bricks.
Me: Dobby, the bricks are on Mom's milk!
(Dobby jumped on the table at dinnertime because he likes to try to sneak Mom's milk or whatever we're eating that is tasty to cats.)
Oh! I have another learn point. I learned I can make armpit farts with my left arm as well as my right. And it isn't even that hard!
July 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Oh! I have another learn point. I learned I can make armpit farts with my left arm as well as my right. And it isn't even that hard!