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BREAKING: Researchers Discover Decoder-Only Transformers Actually Powered by Interdimensional Labor Exploitation, Humanity Now $47 Trillion in Debt to Alternate Selves
August 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Jerry Dipoto speedrunning MLB The Show on franchise mode
August 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
how dare u call a Crunchwrap a Panini sandwich 😦
July 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Sometimes I think putting an event on my calendar is an invite for my kids to enter another sleep regression and/or get sick
July 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
So the dude with symptoms commonly associated with congestive heart failure does not actually have the condition. Got it.
July 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
humans developed systems of control and captivity for other hominid species, then later turned those systems on their own kind
a man sitting at a table with a sign that says change my mind on it
ALT: a man sitting at a table with a sign that says change my mind on it
media.tenor.com
July 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
*sneaks in one last self-care tater tot before their self-care shower*
July 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
What’s up? I’m feeling nostalgic for anxiety disorders that were just about personal inadequacy rather than species-wide extinction
July 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
ENOENT:

I could google this or ask an AI but i just had a question i've never asked before and thought i'd rather have someone human explain it to me.

Why does this mean no file or directory?
July 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The way the babies wake up and immediately start screaming is so relatable 
July 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Who's developing a cleaning service that specializes in organizing doom piles for ADHD adults? Cuz I would gladly pay
July 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
In your knowledge systems, how do you manage the mental overhead of deciding what's worth sharing?
February 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Anyone on cursor + windows figure out how to instruct the rules to use PowerShell commands over bash? I wonder how many tokens i waste each day before I catch i'm accepting a bash command :\
February 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Gross.

ADHD and autism aren’t diseases—they’re neurodevelopmental conditions. and many of us thrive despite their diagnosis.

Calling them “diseases” in policy docs is fake news.

A disease has a clear cause and cure; a condition is just how some brains work.

Make America better than this
This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”.

This is a manifesto against disability.

This is the language of eugenics.
Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.
www.whitehouse.gov
February 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Pro-tip: put chicken nuggets in your top ramen for an easy chicken katsu Ramen recipe
February 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I can only manage about 1-2 more years of watching the Chiefs be successful at most.
January 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Haha isn’t it funny that 7.4 million was spent lobbying the government and suddenly they unanimously decided to ban their biggest competitor?

lda.senate.gov/filings/publ...
January 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It's great that TikTok returned so we could all have a chance to permanently remove our accounts.

This political stunt has gone on long enough.

We need to ban politicians from social media.
January 19, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Is there a reason we don’t have three-fried beans?
December 5, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Nice beard

“Heh, yeah I come from a long lineage of people who didn’t like getting punched in the face”
November 25, 2024 at 7:26 AM
🔱☄️☄️☄️
March 30, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Gotta be happy for the big30 to finally be represented
January 9, 2024 at 4:43 AM