"Ah. Minor spelling mistake of the mouth."
Watts has been vaporized.
...Why does he have a dedicated streamer-gets_vaporized button?
Watts has been vaporized.
...Why does he have a dedicated streamer-gets_vaporized button?
January 29, 2026 at 5:52 AM
"Ah. Minor spelling mistake of the mouth."
Watts has been vaporized.
...Why does he have a dedicated streamer-gets_vaporized button?
Watts has been vaporized.
...Why does he have a dedicated streamer-gets_vaporized button?
//Thankfully the appeal button over here isn't just for show. It got fixed like a minute after sending the appeal. Still probably going to lay low a bit for safety's sake.
January 29, 2026 at 5:48 AM
//Thankfully the appeal button over here isn't just for show. It got fixed like a minute after sending the appeal. Still probably going to lay low a bit for safety's sake.
positive to me. Maybe the company will overcome what the cards suggest is a bad internal situation, or maybe it'll get restructured for the better under a new leader. Who knows?"
January 29, 2026 at 5:14 AM
positive to me. Maybe the company will overcome what the cards suggest is a bad internal situation, or maybe it'll get restructured for the better under a new leader. Who knows?"
theory. For legal reasons, this is just me playing with cards and making stuff up!"
Flip.
"The Emperor. ...Whatever may happen in the meantime, I think this points to Kingchester Corps coming out pretty well at the end. Authority, success, stability, balance, justice... That sounds pretty-
Flip.
"The Emperor. ...Whatever may happen in the meantime, I think this points to Kingchester Corps coming out pretty well at the end. Authority, success, stability, balance, justice... That sounds pretty-
January 29, 2026 at 5:14 AM
theory. For legal reasons, this is just me playing with cards and making stuff up!"
Flip.
"The Emperor. ...Whatever may happen in the meantime, I think this points to Kingchester Corps coming out pretty well at the end. Authority, success, stability, balance, justice... That sounds pretty-
Flip.
"The Emperor. ...Whatever may happen in the meantime, I think this points to Kingchester Corps coming out pretty well at the end. Authority, success, stability, balance, justice... That sounds pretty-
breakdown of communication between everybody involved can definitely screw up a company. And this kind of backs up the biggest internal threat being isolation. If somebody important straight up isn't talking to the rest of the company... I should finish up this reading before I start a conspiracy-
January 29, 2026 at 5:14 AM
breakdown of communication between everybody involved can definitely screw up a company. And this kind of backs up the biggest internal threat being isolation. If somebody important straight up isn't talking to the rest of the company... I should finish up this reading before I start a conspiracy-
accountability, then maybe I was on to something with my comment about huge businesses being shady. ...Man, the social media manager might get in trouble for asking for this reading."
Flip...
"The Lovers, reversed. Kingchester Corps should avoid... Disharmony? I mean, shouldn't everybody? A big-
Flip...
"The Lovers, reversed. Kingchester Corps should avoid... Disharmony? I mean, shouldn't everybody? A big-
January 29, 2026 at 5:14 AM
accountability, then maybe I was on to something with my comment about huge businesses being shady. ...Man, the social media manager might get in trouble for asking for this reading."
Flip...
"The Lovers, reversed. Kingchester Corps should avoid... Disharmony? I mean, shouldn't everybody? A big-
Flip...
"The Lovers, reversed. Kingchester Corps should avoid... Disharmony? I mean, shouldn't everybody? A big-
away from others? They could snap from loneliness and sabotage, or maybe they missed something important due to their isolation..."
Flip...
"Justice, reversed... This card still loved to show up, huh... But if this is saying that Kingchester Corps' greatest asset is dishonesty and a lack of-
Flip...
"Justice, reversed... This card still loved to show up, huh... But if this is saying that Kingchester Corps' greatest asset is dishonesty and a lack of-
January 29, 2026 at 5:14 AM
away from others? They could snap from loneliness and sabotage, or maybe they missed something important due to their isolation..."
Flip...
"Justice, reversed... This card still loved to show up, huh... But if this is saying that Kingchester Corps' greatest asset is dishonesty and a lack of-
Flip...
"Justice, reversed... This card still loved to show up, huh... But if this is saying that Kingchester Corps' greatest asset is dishonesty and a lack of-
enough others, after crushing too many competitors? Honestly, I don't know their business practices well enough to say for sure. But no company gets that big without a little shadiness. Anyway, maybe the cards are instead pointing out that somebody important on the inside has spent too long hiding-
January 29, 2026 at 5:14 AM
enough others, after crushing too many competitors? Honestly, I don't know their business practices well enough to say for sure. But no company gets that big without a little shadiness. Anyway, maybe the cards are instead pointing out that somebody important on the inside has spent too long hiding-
somebody from within will shake up things that we don't yet know about? I guess only somebody on the inside would know why these traits are a threat to the company."
Flip...
"The hermit, reversed. The greatest internal threat is... Isolation. Maybe the company itself isn't partnering up with-
Flip...
"The hermit, reversed. The greatest internal threat is... Isolation. Maybe the company itself isn't partnering up with-
January 29, 2026 at 5:14 AM
somebody from within will shake up things that we don't yet know about? I guess only somebody on the inside would know why these traits are a threat to the company."
Flip...
"The hermit, reversed. The greatest internal threat is... Isolation. Maybe the company itself isn't partnering up with-
Flip...
"The hermit, reversed. The greatest internal threat is... Isolation. Maybe the company itself isn't partnering up with-
he's doing more cards for a whole company.
Flip.
"Strength. The greatest external threat to Kingchester Corps is strength, skill, courage, patience, self-awareness, compassion, and determination. ...These are all positive things, so maybe a particular competitor possesses these traits? Or maybe-
Flip.
"Strength. The greatest external threat to Kingchester Corps is strength, skill, courage, patience, self-awareness, compassion, and determination. ...These are all positive things, so maybe a particular competitor possesses these traits? Or maybe-
January 29, 2026 at 5:14 AM
he's doing more cards for a whole company.
Flip.
"Strength. The greatest external threat to Kingchester Corps is strength, skill, courage, patience, self-awareness, compassion, and determination. ...These are all positive things, so maybe a particular competitor possesses these traits? Or maybe-
Flip.
"Strength. The greatest external threat to Kingchester Corps is strength, skill, courage, patience, self-awareness, compassion, and determination. ...These are all positive things, so maybe a particular competitor possesses these traits? Or maybe-
shuffle... Pat pat pat...
One...
"Cards, please show us the greatest external threat to Kingchester Corps..."
Two...
"Their greatest internal threat..."
Three...
"Their greatest asset..."
Four...
"Something they should avoid..."
Five...
"And a hint at the company's ultimate fate."
Seems-
One...
"Cards, please show us the greatest external threat to Kingchester Corps..."
Two...
"Their greatest internal threat..."
Three...
"Their greatest asset..."
Four...
"Something they should avoid..."
Five...
"And a hint at the company's ultimate fate."
Seems-
January 29, 2026 at 5:14 AM
shuffle... Pat pat pat...
One...
"Cards, please show us the greatest external threat to Kingchester Corps..."
Two...
"Their greatest internal threat..."
Three...
"Their greatest asset..."
Four...
"Something they should avoid..."
Five...
"And a hint at the company's ultimate fate."
Seems-
One...
"Cards, please show us the greatest external threat to Kingchester Corps..."
Two...
"Their greatest internal threat..."
Three...
"Their greatest asset..."
Four...
"Something they should avoid..."
Five...
"And a hint at the company's ultimate fate."
Seems-
@kingchestermind.bsky.social
"Dude, is that the official Kingchester Corps account in chat? Well hey, thanks for tuning in, random social media manager. Sorry though, I don't take sponsorships. But I'll give the whole company a reading for free~"
The whole company? Oh dear... Shuffle shuffle-
"Dude, is that the official Kingchester Corps account in chat? Well hey, thanks for tuning in, random social media manager. Sorry though, I don't take sponsorships. But I'll give the whole company a reading for free~"
The whole company? Oh dear... Shuffle shuffle-
January 29, 2026 at 5:14 AM
@kingchestermind.bsky.social
"Dude, is that the official Kingchester Corps account in chat? Well hey, thanks for tuning in, random social media manager. Sorry though, I don't take sponsorships. But I'll give the whole company a reading for free~"
The whole company? Oh dear... Shuffle shuffle-
"Dude, is that the official Kingchester Corps account in chat? Well hey, thanks for tuning in, random social media manager. Sorry though, I don't take sponsorships. But I'll give the whole company a reading for free~"
The whole company? Oh dear... Shuffle shuffle-
option is to embrace authority and power to build stability in some form. Maybe you would be protecting yourself, maybe protecting others. Or maybe you'll be taking control of something that a stranger like me couldn't guess about."
January 29, 2026 at 2:07 AM
option is to embrace authority and power to build stability in some form. Maybe you would be protecting yourself, maybe protecting others. Or maybe you'll be taking control of something that a stranger like me couldn't guess about."
part of your life."
Flip.
"The Devil. ...Follow an obsession, an addiction. Something you can't bring yourself to let go of, something that leaves you powerless against your own vices. ...Yikes. Would have been better to get this one reversed, but no such luck."
Flip.
"The Emperor. Your third-
Flip.
"The Devil. ...Follow an obsession, an addiction. Something you can't bring yourself to let go of, something that leaves you powerless against your own vices. ...Yikes. Would have been better to get this one reversed, but no such luck."
Flip.
"The Emperor. Your third-
January 29, 2026 at 2:07 AM
part of your life."
Flip.
"The Devil. ...Follow an obsession, an addiction. Something you can't bring yourself to let go of, something that leaves you powerless against your own vices. ...Yikes. Would have been better to get this one reversed, but no such luck."
Flip.
"The Emperor. Your third-
Flip.
"The Devil. ...Follow an obsession, an addiction. Something you can't bring yourself to let go of, something that leaves you powerless against your own vices. ...Yikes. Would have been better to get this one reversed, but no such luck."
Flip.
"The Emperor. Your third-
Shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle...
Pat.
Pat.
Pat.
One card.
Two.
Three.
"Cards, please propose three different options for this chatter to consider following."
Flip.
"Death. Your first option is to move on from something. End one chapter so you can begin the next, and transform that-
Pat.
Pat.
Pat.
One card.
Two.
Three.
"Cards, please propose three different options for this chatter to consider following."
Flip.
"Death. Your first option is to move on from something. End one chapter so you can begin the next, and transform that-
January 29, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle...
Pat.
Pat.
Pat.
One card.
Two.
Three.
"Cards, please propose three different options for this chatter to consider following."
Flip.
"Death. Your first option is to move on from something. End one chapter so you can begin the next, and transform that-
Pat.
Pat.
Pat.
One card.
Two.
Three.
"Cards, please propose three different options for this chatter to consider following."
Flip.
"Death. Your first option is to move on from something. End one chapter so you can begin the next, and transform that-
by fate. Luck may cause some unexpected events, but maybe something decisive will roll around eventually?"
...He's staring at the cards for a few seconds... And then he'll shuffle them back into the deck.
"Okay, I'm feeling guilty about these repeated cards. I'm giving you an extra reading."-
...He's staring at the cards for a few seconds... And then he'll shuffle them back into the deck.
"Okay, I'm feeling guilty about these repeated cards. I'm giving you an extra reading."-
January 29, 2026 at 2:07 AM
by fate. Luck may cause some unexpected events, but maybe something decisive will roll around eventually?"
...He's staring at the cards for a few seconds... And then he'll shuffle them back into the deck.
"Okay, I'm feeling guilty about these repeated cards. I'm giving you an extra reading."-
...He's staring at the cards for a few seconds... And then he'll shuffle them back into the deck.
"Okay, I'm feeling guilty about these repeated cards. I'm giving you an extra reading."-
intuition about something? A higher power in some way, guiding others along a path somewhere between two extremes... I'm probably getting too dramatic there, but who knows?"
And the third.
"Wheel of Fortune. This one keeps showing up, too... The relationship between the two of you may be guided-
And the third.
"Wheel of Fortune. This one keeps showing up, too... The relationship between the two of you may be guided-
January 29, 2026 at 2:07 AM
intuition about something? A higher power in some way, guiding others along a path somewhere between two extremes... I'm probably getting too dramatic there, but who knows?"
And the third.
"Wheel of Fortune. This one keeps showing up, too... The relationship between the two of you may be guided-
And the third.
"Wheel of Fortune. This one keeps showing up, too... The relationship between the two of you may be guided-
you've done. ...I guess I didn't ask the cards a specific enough question to really say if this is about you treating the person on your mind unfairly, or if this is broader than that."
Card number two.
"The High Priestess. The person you're thinking about is... A mystery, or maybe has a strong-
Card number two.
"The High Priestess. The person you're thinking about is... A mystery, or maybe has a strong-
January 29, 2026 at 2:07 AM
you've done. ...I guess I didn't ask the cards a specific enough question to really say if this is about you treating the person on your mind unfairly, or if this is broader than that."
Card number two.
"The High Priestess. The person you're thinking about is... A mystery, or maybe has a strong-
Card number two.
"The High Priestess. The person you're thinking about is... A mystery, or maybe has a strong-
something about their relationship with each other."
First card, flip!
"Justice, reversed... This card either really likes my chat, or I need to hire a professional shuffler. Ahem. So. Maybe there's something you aren't being honest about, or maybe you aren't taking responsibility for something-
First card, flip!
"Justice, reversed... This card either really likes my chat, or I need to hire a professional shuffler. Ahem. So. Maybe there's something you aren't being honest about, or maybe you aren't taking responsibility for something-
January 29, 2026 at 2:07 AM
something about their relationship with each other."
First card, flip!
"Justice, reversed... This card either really likes my chat, or I need to hire a professional shuffler. Ahem. So. Maybe there's something you aren't being honest about, or maybe you aren't taking responsibility for something-
First card, flip!
"Justice, reversed... This card either really likes my chat, or I need to hire a professional shuffler. Ahem. So. Maybe there's something you aren't being honest about, or maybe you aren't taking responsibility for something-
@queenlytrainer.bsky.social
"Another first time chatter, huh?"
Shuffle shuffle... He's not getting any better at this.
Pat pat the deck, and draw one...
"Cards, please tell this chatter a little something about themselves,"
Two...
"something about a person on their mind,"
Three.
"And-
"Another first time chatter, huh?"
Shuffle shuffle... He's not getting any better at this.
Pat pat the deck, and draw one...
"Cards, please tell this chatter a little something about themselves,"
Two...
"something about a person on their mind,"
Three.
"And-
January 29, 2026 at 2:07 AM
@queenlytrainer.bsky.social
"Another first time chatter, huh?"
Shuffle shuffle... He's not getting any better at this.
Pat pat the deck, and draw one...
"Cards, please tell this chatter a little something about themselves,"
Two...
"something about a person on their mind,"
Three.
"And-
"Another first time chatter, huh?"
Shuffle shuffle... He's not getting any better at this.
Pat pat the deck, and draw one...
"Cards, please tell this chatter a little something about themselves,"
Two...
"something about a person on their mind,"
Three.
"And-
work in progress might be overdue for a proper finish."
And now the last card.
"Wheel of Fortune. ...Maybe you should continue following fate and luck, embracing unexpected events?"
And now the last card.
"Wheel of Fortune. ...Maybe you should continue following fate and luck, embracing unexpected events?"
January 29, 2026 at 1:41 AM
work in progress might be overdue for a proper finish."
And now the last card.
"Wheel of Fortune. ...Maybe you should continue following fate and luck, embracing unexpected events?"
And now the last card.
"Wheel of Fortune. ...Maybe you should continue following fate and luck, embracing unexpected events?"
Sorry, I really need to get better at shuffling. Maybe there's a lie or corruption that needs to stop? Are you hiding some secret messages in your art that you need to tell us about?~"
Another card to flip.
"The World. The cards seem to think that maybe you should complete something? A secret big-
Another card to flip.
"The World. The cards seem to think that maybe you should complete something? A secret big-
January 29, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Sorry, I really need to get better at shuffling. Maybe there's a lie or corruption that needs to stop? Are you hiding some secret messages in your art that you need to tell us about?~"
Another card to flip.
"The World. The cards seem to think that maybe you should complete something? A secret big-
Another card to flip.
"The World. The cards seem to think that maybe you should complete something? A secret big-