Doing the Mr. Bean protocol. Acting like Mr. Bean in public, asking myself what Mr. Bean would do, making funny faces to others, eating shrimp, etc.

Nah I’m being fr yall fucked up letting me on here…

Getting fired and then letting my boss beat me up one last time. I’m gonna miss it here 😪

Doing push-ups on a crowded train car just to let em know downtime is useful time.

Putting Jake Paul into a hydraulic press long ways

My 9 year old son just ran into my room crying about YouTube suggesting him Ben Shapiro videos. I grabbed his tablet to see what other garbage they’ve been pushing on him. The algorithm was suggesting Jordan Peterson, Candace Owens, Cum Town, etc. Here are some tips on how I approached this… 🧵

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Y’all shoulda never let me on this app fr 😹😹😹😹😹

Like for TBH

Thousands of years of human evolution, the growth of vast cultures and societies, all so I can scroll through instagram reels for twerk videos

Nice to get away from all the discourse, this is nice

Doin bits while the dentist operates on me