Ghost of Wayne Barrett
@waynebarrettsghost.bsky.social
He's a few bolts away from stability.
December 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
He's a few bolts away from stability.
His elevator doesn't make it to the penthouse.
December 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
His elevator doesn't make it to the penthouse.
He's in, but he's out to lunch.
December 18, 2025 at 12:42 AM
He's in, but he's out to lunch.
He's a victim of retroactive birth control.
December 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
He's a victim of retroactive birth control.
His search engine is a Magic 8-Ball.
December 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
His search engine is a Magic 8-Ball.
He's a few cards short of a full house.
December 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
He's a few cards short of a full house.
His Wi-Fi signal is a faint whisper.
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
His Wi-Fi signal is a faint whisper.
His exhaust pipe smells like burnt toast.
December 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
His exhaust pipe smells like burnt toast.
He's a notch off the timing mark.
December 15, 2025 at 12:44 AM
He's a notch off the timing mark.
He treats every bailout like proof of brilliance.
December 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
He treats every bailout like proof of brilliance.
His compass spins when he thinks too hard.
December 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
His compass spins when he thinks too hard.
He's a few links short of a thought chain.
December 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
He's a few links short of a thought chain.
He comes from a long line of first cousins.
December 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
He comes from a long line of first cousins.
He's trying to staple the ocean to the sky.
December 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
He's trying to staple the ocean to the sky.
He's trying to solve a crossword with a magic 8-ball.
December 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
He's trying to solve a crossword with a magic 8-ball.
He's a few strands short of a DNA helix.
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
He's a few strands short of a DNA helix.
He's got too many birds on his antenna.
December 11, 2025 at 12:43 AM
He's got too many birds on his antenna.
He's a few blades short of a windmill.
December 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
He's a few blades short of a windmill.
He's a few beers short of a six-pack.
December 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
He's a few beers short of a six-pack.
He calls every gamble a masterpiece until the bills come due.
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
He calls every gamble a masterpiece until the bills come due.
He's a cup and saucer short of a full place setting.
December 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
He's a cup and saucer short of a full place setting.
He has both oars in the water, but on the same side of the boat!
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
He has both oars in the water, but on the same side of the boat!
He's trying to herd dust bunnies.
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
He's trying to herd dust bunnies.
He's trying to use a soap bubble as a helmet.
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
He's trying to use a soap bubble as a helmet.
He's got a mind like a steel trap - rusty and stuck closed.
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
He's got a mind like a steel trap - rusty and stuck closed.