Wayne Stuart
@waynestuart.bsky.social
Hailing from Little Britain, semi-professional whinger, doom-monger, sarcasm generator, 48% ‘woke’.
They’ll have to wait until the billionaires consider themselves rich enough. Priorities.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
They’ll have to wait until the billionaires consider themselves rich enough. Priorities.
They needed time to have them edited and redacted, haven’t they. Soon be ready…
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
They needed time to have them edited and redacted, haven’t they. Soon be ready…
It'll look nice, but it'll only work with their proprietary products, and for it to be useful, you'll have to pay a huge premium for an optional upgrade...
November 14, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It'll look nice, but it'll only work with their proprietary products, and for it to be useful, you'll have to pay a huge premium for an optional upgrade...
If you’re into older men, look me up. Although as you can see, it would need to be platonic…
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
If you’re into older men, look me up. Although as you can see, it would need to be platonic…
"We're sorry if you're offended about our editing making you look more of a fascist that you are..."
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"We're sorry if you're offended about our editing making you look more of a fascist that you are..."
I tried to get my GF into Battlestar Galactica. Just one episode in, Six kills a baby, and she's, "I don't want to watch anymore." 😞
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I tried to get my GF into Battlestar Galactica. Just one episode in, Six kills a baby, and she's, "I don't want to watch anymore." 😞
Tip: When looking to be the cat whisperer, never be without a pack of Dreamies.
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Tip: When looking to be the cat whisperer, never be without a pack of Dreamies.
34 Democrats sided with the GOP and voted against it? They looked at the way it was and thought, yeah, it's fine as it is?
November 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
34 Democrats sided with the GOP and voted against it? They looked at the way it was and thought, yeah, it's fine as it is?
It is very curious that the MAGA were once the most enthusiastic about releasing the Epstein files, yet now are suddenly the least enthusiastic. Funny that.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It is very curious that the MAGA were once the most enthusiastic about releasing the Epstein files, yet now are suddenly the least enthusiastic. Funny that.
Gankers assemble!
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Gankers assemble!
Sadly, they will not have the balls nor permission to do this. Political pressure will strongly encourage them to bend the knee to the King of the Oompa-Loompas for fear he will throw a tantrum and punish the UK as a whole.
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Sadly, they will not have the balls nor permission to do this. Political pressure will strongly encourage them to bend the knee to the King of the Oompa-Loompas for fear he will throw a tantrum and punish the UK as a whole.
He's apparently the guy everyone switched over to at 10am after kinsman Nick went off air.
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
He's apparently the guy everyone switched over to at 10am after kinsman Nick went off air.
Yep. The voting public’s demands are usually contradictory and unrealistic. And anyone who can’t deliver it is incompetent. Yet there’s always someone in the wings promising they’d fix it all with ‘common sense’. The disengaged can’t resist a bit of that sweet sweet snakeoil.
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Yep. The voting public’s demands are usually contradictory and unrealistic. And anyone who can’t deliver it is incompetent. Yet there’s always someone in the wings promising they’d fix it all with ‘common sense’. The disengaged can’t resist a bit of that sweet sweet snakeoil.
"Da, my name is Boris and I am from British and I am very upseated by how bias BBC is against comrade Trump who is second best president in the world..."
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"Da, my name is Boris and I am from British and I am very upseated by how bias BBC is against comrade Trump who is second best president in the world..."
Bear in mind though, it would be patronising to suggest the people of Kent didn't know they were voting for this.
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Bear in mind though, it would be patronising to suggest the people of Kent didn't know they were voting for this.
Probably mistook the stage lights as an upstairs window and duly instigated the 3rd rule of Asimov's robotics...
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Probably mistook the stage lights as an upstairs window and duly instigated the 3rd rule of Asimov's robotics...
First the BBC thing, now this? A billion percent tariffs incoming from King Oompa-Loompa...
November 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
First the BBC thing, now this? A billion percent tariffs incoming from King Oompa-Loompa...
They forgot to take the bit of code out from when they trained it on how to deal with upper floor windows...
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
They forgot to take the bit of code out from when they trained it on how to deal with upper floor windows...
I had no idea what great actors we had in right-wing press circles. The pearl-clutching feigned outrage they've been exhibiting the last few days are worthy of Oscars.
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I had no idea what great actors we had in right-wing press circles. The pearl-clutching feigned outrage they've been exhibiting the last few days are worthy of Oscars.
Hope they enjoy the rubble they've 'won' for their dear leader.
November 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hope they enjoy the rubble they've 'won' for their dear leader.
The win rate is not important. The litigation itself is the punishment. As are the levers of federal power he can now wield against defendants if he loses to them.
November 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The win rate is not important. The litigation itself is the punishment. As are the levers of federal power he can now wield against defendants if he loses to them.
Of course anything that goes badly in these councils, honest Nige will use that to blame Labour’s central government. Hence proof that only voting for him to run the country will fix everything. 👍
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Of course anything that goes badly in these councils, honest Nige will use that to blame Labour’s central government. Hence proof that only voting for him to run the country will fix everything. 👍
They learned from the best...
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
They learned from the best...
Of course our president in waiting Farridge was asked for his view on what he'd do to the BBC. If I'm interpreting him correctly, it would cease to be an entertainment network - that part left to the private sector - and become a state 'news' outlet only, run by a 'businessman' of his choosing.
November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Of course our president in waiting Farridge was asked for his view on what he'd do to the BBC. If I'm interpreting him correctly, it would cease to be an entertainment network - that part left to the private sector - and become a state 'news' outlet only, run by a 'businessman' of his choosing.
All this faff and doesn't even involve the Amiga... 🙄
November 10, 2025 at 8:04 PM
All this faff and doesn't even involve the Amiga... 🙄