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Waystar Corncob
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Meme account and podcast about how Succession and I Think You Should Leave are basically the same show
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A screenshot of Jessica Lange from the American Horror Story speaking with a scathing look on her face. A caption reads, "There's not going to be $2,000 tariff checks, you stupid slut!"
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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I just finished this little guy today and I've got more cat goodies in my Etsy shop, etsy.com/shop/XtremeTwee
December 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Four panels of screenshots from Succession where Tom Wambsgans is being questioned in a Senate hearing. 1. A screenshot of Senator Eavis speaking with the caption, "Tom, just tell me what happened here." 2. A reverse shot of Tom Wambsgans sheepishly replying with the caption, "I fucked up. That's what happened. I fucked up! I found a guy who looks just like Dave who can take huge dumps so that people would think Dave was taking huge dumps." 3. Another shot of Senator Eavis looking somewhat exasperated with the caption, "Why did you do that?" 4. Another shot of Tom, gripping a pencil and looking scared with the caption, "I don't know. I mean, ultimately I guess I wanted people to think that Dave was taking huge, embarrassing dumps."
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Using this as another excuse to share my Eddington meme that I'm stupidly proud of.
Galaxy brain meme: Small brain: The Antifa Super Soldiers are real. Full-size brain with parts lit up: The Antifa Super Soldiers are outside agitators paid for by the data center company. Fully lit up brain: The Antifa Super Soldiers are figments of Joe Cross's Covid and conspiracy addled imagination. Full galaxy brain with beams shooting out of it: Eddington and Hereditary exist in the same cinematic universe, and the Antifa Super Soldiers were sent by the demon king, Paimon.
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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We have a rule here that one failson can't hog all the fully loaded board votes.
Three panels: 1. A screenshot from the season 3 finale of Succession where Roman is groveling at Gerri's feet in a Tuscan villa while Frank looks bored/exasperated in front of his laptop in the background. A caption reads, "Gerri, Gerri, Gerri, we're gonna be so early for that movie!" 2. A reverse shot of Gerri sitting on the couch with a notepad and pen in her hands. A caption reads, "I'm not going to the movie." 3. A close-up shot of Roman's face, full of shock and disappointment with the caption, "What?!!!"
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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What an embarrassing for Roman in Season 3, Episode 8!
Two panels: 1. A screenshot from I Think You Should Leave of a woman sitting at a desk in an office and looking across the room with a disgusted look on her face. A caption reads, "Was that a toupee, you piece of shit?" 2. A screenshot from Succession of Roman Roy looking mortified while sitting at a boardroom table. He's hunched down as if trying to hide himself and he's been photoshopped to look like he's bald.
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Though I'm surprised the show has not (yet) featured the iconic Longaberger Basket building.
A large suburban-style office building in the shape of a wicker picnic basket with two large handles on top.
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Who's your carved ham up here?
Three screenshots from Succession of Roman with his muscular personal trainer. The trainer is forcefully pushing Roman's legs into a stretch. Each screenshot features one of the following captions: "Who's the carve of beef?" "Who's carved up?" "Who's your carved ham up here?"
December 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Happy Sunday Funday! Gettin' ready for a little round of Boar on the Floor followed by The Chair Company.
A screenshot of the "Boar on the Floor" scene from Succession. Waystar CEO, Logan, looms over Tom, Greg and Karl as they crawl around the hardwood floor on hands and knees in front of a roaring fireplace in a dark but capacious Hungarian estate. They are oinking like pigs and fighting over sausages at Logan's behest. A caption reads, " Sunday Funday with these pig dicks!"
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Three panels: 1. A screenshot from Succession of Roman Roy walking around his company's theme park in a giant cartoon turkey costume. He appears to be talking to a woman slightly offscreen. A caption reads, "I'M TAKIN' THE WATTLE OFF! IT KILLS!" 2. A reverse shot of the woman he was speaking to. A caption reads, "The wattle kills?" 3. A close-up of Roman's turkey head alongside the caption, "YEAH, IT ACTUALLY DOES KILL! IT'S QUITE HEAVY! YOU DON'T KNOW!"
November 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Three panels depicting Grace and Cousin Greg talking on a rooftop from the Season 1 Thanksgiving episode of Succession. 1:Grace turning her head upward to speak to Greg while a caption reads, "The Biggest Turkey in the World? It's not a good film, Greg!" 2: a close-up of Greg responding with the caption, " Oh, well, although it has made Roman and everyone more money." 3: another shot of Grace speaking to Greg with the caption, "What's that do for the greater good?!
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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On this day we remember all who have fallen victim to the big Charlie Brown balloon pants.
A screenshot from Succession of Roman Roy walking dejectedly down a street in a giant cartoon Turkey costume. A caption reads, "I don't even want to be around anymore."
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Tom Wambsgans from Succession giving an awkward, TED Talk-esque corporate speech
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Happy Sunday Funday! Hope nobody gulps us!
A screenshot of the "Boar on the Floor" scene from Succession. Waystar CEO, Logan, looms over Tom, Greg and Karl as they crawl around the hardwood floor on hands and knees in front of a roaring fireplace in a dark but capacious Hungarian estate. They are oinking like pigs and fighting over sausages at Logan's behest. A caption reads, " Sunday Funday with these pig dicks!"
November 23, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Roman used to be a piece of shit. He still is a piece of shit but he used to be too.
A screenshot from the "dangerous nights" sequence from I Think You Should Leave of Tim Robinson walking into Truffoni's in an appropriately douchey outfit and greeting his friends with his arms bent out to his sides. Kieran Culkin's head has been photoshopped onto his body, so it looks like it's Roman Roy from Succession is entering the room. A caption reads, "Hey hey, motherfuckers!"
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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Eddington is streaming now, which means it's time for me to repost my Eddington meme. Also, you should watch it if you want to see a bold, cinematic rendering of a Conner O'Malley bit (complimentary)
Galaxy brain meme with the following text: Small brain: The Antifa Super Soldiers are real. Regular brain with some parts lit up: The Antifa Super Soldiers are outside agitators paid for by the data center company. Extremely lit up brain: The Antifa Super Soldiers are figments of Joe Cross's Covid and conspiracy addled imagination. Full galaxy brain: Eddington and Hereditary exist in the same cinematic universe, and the Antifa Super Soldiers were sent by the demon king, Paimon.
November 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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The cats are right.
A cartoon-style drawing of an orange tabby cat pounding on a door and yowling, a bright yellow speech bubble reads, "Abolish All Borders!"
November 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I'm just banking on the mods not understanding this reference:
A screenshot of Sam Richardson standing in a lush park and speaking while shrugging. A caption reads, "[redacted]."
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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This may be controversial, but...
A mockup of a New York Times opinion column bearing the following text: "NEW YORK TIMES OPINION Binyamin Appelbaum Mamdani isn't the future of the Democrats. This is." Below the text is a screenshot of Bart Harley Jarvis, the bad boy of the Baby of the Year competition featured in the sketch comedy show, I Think You Should Leave. He's a baby dressed in leather biker garb and sitting in a little seat on a stage.
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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A screenshot from Succession of Kendall Roy collapsing in the dirt in a Tuscan village. He's looking downward, his face is twisted in grief. A caption reads, "I don't care if I die at all. Everything has sucked lately!"
November 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Minnesota nice
Two panels: One: a screenshot from I Think You Should Leave of Tim Robinson in an office setting, the camera showing only his face, which looks intensely dour. A caption reads, "Your wife's rich, so I'm gonna bleed you dry!" Two: a screenshot from Succession of Tom Wambsgans in an office setting in profile from the shoulders up with a genial expression on his face. A caption reads, "Very well, I accept your blackmail."
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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For the first time in at least a couple years, I'm somewhat tempted to go back on X just to quote post a bunch of meltdowns with this:
A screenshot of comedian Nathan Fielder from his show Nathan for You looking deadpan and saying, "Are you done having your tantrum?"
November 5, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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A screenshot of Paul Walter Hauser in I Think You Should Leave, speaking earnestly to a group of guy friends. A caption reads, "I love my aloof wife. She helped me when I freaked out about Jamie Taco."
November 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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The Dangerous Nights Crew has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
A screenshot from the sketch comedy show I Think You Should Leave. Tim Robinson and four other men are dressed douchily and cavorting on a beach at night. Tim is sticking his tongue out wildly and in wild ways and spraying champagne all over, a total champagne job!
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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The entire Roy family endorses Andrew Cuomo, however Shiv insists on standing slightly off to the side in the endorsement photo.
A screenshot from the "What It Takes" episode of Succession where the Roy family endorses Presidential candidate Jeryd Mencken at a fancy gala. Logan Roy, Roman Roy, Tom Wambsgans and Shiv Roy are posing for a photo with the candidate in a ridiculously fancy reception hall, however Andrew Cuomo's head is photoshopped onto Jeryd Mencken's body.
November 4, 2025 at 2:04 AM