Murd-

That pays disgustingly well

0/10 I liked it and I’m still alive

One of the hallmarks of the fey is their inability to read instructions written in signs in human languages

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Important question; can you read a sign written in a non-fey language

It’d more likely be perlin noise rather than just gray. IIRC most image generators try and have even bright and dark areas

Ain’t that the truth 💀

If that ain’t a damn mood

Because they either want trans, non binary and queer folks to just leave or they would rather give us no information and have us get into trouble overseas

Yes and I have to remind myself I cannot do that, my ears do not move like that and I’ll get another migraine if I strain my ears like that again

This is really just counterproductive. This is a worst case and it’s terrifying. But it’s just that right now; a worst case. I’m probably gonna have to eat my words when they unveil something worse in a year but right now he’s already bad and we don’t need more scaremongering

Wasn’t catturd in hospital for a blocked bowel recently… the irony of the twitter user “catturd” being unable to poop is delightful

The household telephone is an institution! You’re as likely to replace it with cellular as you are to replace the humble fax machine!

I’m gonna stick to calling him the First Dipshit to the nepo in chief