Not saying I’d steal a corgi, but if one made prolonged eye contact and looked even slightly underappreciated… I’ve got a tote bag and questionsble morals.

"We shouldn’t."
…Okay, but consider this: what if we did? 🤔💋 #WhatIfWeJustKissed #WaywardAudio

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🕛 Midnight picnic? A little odd, but okay.
🍓 Every single one of my favourite foods? Suspicious.
🎡 Abandoned funfair where we first met? Very suspicious.
👀 You keep looking at me like you know something I don’t? Alarming.
💡 Oh. Oh no. You’re about to say something, aren’t you?

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Wayward: "You know, I've heard of people cremating their enemies... but pineapple? What did the poor fruit do to deserve this?"
You: "You like pineapple on pizza."
Wayward: "Yes, but preferably without a Viking funeral."

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When shadows close in and the world feels too heavy, will you let yourself lean on someone who refuses to let you fall?

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WAYWARD: I did not drink something dangerous from the fridge.
YOU: You did.
WAYWARD: No... Yes. Yes, I did. Oh no. What colour was the truth potion again?

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Picture this: You smash through a skylight to save the day, only for your "victim" to thank you... and then casually reveal they’re the mastermind behind the entire kidnapping.

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Found in the break room:
"Catherine broke the printers again. Black market cake meet-up at 2 PM. Bring tea. Shh!"

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Wayward: Oh, good morning.
You: Isn’t it a bit early for...
Wayward: Shhh, no questions. Just cuddles. Or else the pout comes out.

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Pouting? Me? Oh, I’m pouting. I need something to cuddle. But if you’re here now, maybe I’ll give the pillow a rest.

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Morning person? Sure, if 'person who didn’t sleep' counts.

Captain: ‘Are you sure this will work?’
Me: Spins in circles ‘Absolutely. The moon is calling me.’ 🌕🦋
Honestly, I have no idea if I’m leading us home or just to the nearest light bulb. ✨💡 youtu.be/YA0A6pnoh5g
#FollowTheWings #ShinyCaptain #WaywardAudio

Favourite mug: destroyed. Emotional stability: gone. Evil plans: imminent.

Me: “I’m in love with you.”
Them: hits me in the face trying to be romantic
If we survive this, I’m writing a survival guide... for love, not zombies. 💕🧟
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Oh sweetheart, I didn’t kidnap you. I rescued you. There’s a difference. Ask the FBI... if they catch me. 🔗🚨 youtu.be/ZVzL18tdhW4 #NotALoveCrime #WaywardAudio

Look, it’s New Year’s Eve. Champagne happened. Magic happened. My tail happened. Don’t question it, just pet it. 🐾✨
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New year, same regrets. But hey, they’re vintage now.