WaywardSera
@waywardsera.bsky.social
Entered the year sick. Leaving the year sick.
December 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Entered the year sick. Leaving the year sick.
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
I should not have gone back to work today. Holy fuck
December 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I should not have gone back to work today. Holy fuck
I don't get the hype. I've had a big titty goth GF for over 5 years now and I haven't been conscripted to sack Rome even once.
December 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I don't get the hype. I've had a big titty goth GF for over 5 years now and I haven't been conscripted to sack Rome even once.
Please...I am tired of existing as a 140lb petri dish. Get these bacterial colonies the fuck out of my larynx.
December 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Please...I am tired of existing as a 140lb petri dish. Get these bacterial colonies the fuck out of my larynx.
I am only able to communicate through text. My voice is completely gone.
December 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I am only able to communicate through text. My voice is completely gone.
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Currently at the funeral for the penny, happening at the Lincoln Memorial:
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Currently at the funeral for the penny, happening at the Lincoln Memorial:
I'm putting the narrative puzzle game I was working on in the shredder. It's just a story that can't exist in today's zeitgeist.
December 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I'm putting the narrative puzzle game I was working on in the shredder. It's just a story that can't exist in today's zeitgeist.
TIL content settings don't apply through thumbnails displayed in your notifications tab. Bug or just a feature my dumb ass didn't toggle correctly?
December 16, 2025 at 1:48 AM
TIL content settings don't apply through thumbnails displayed in your notifications tab. Bug or just a feature my dumb ass didn't toggle correctly?
Make no mistake, I'm not getting shit done myself. I am just a meat suit today being piloted by a cocktail of caffeine, phenol, dextromorphan and acetaminophen.
December 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Make no mistake, I'm not getting shit done myself. I am just a meat suit today being piloted by a cocktail of caffeine, phenol, dextromorphan and acetaminophen.
Hate going to work sick, but staying home isn't going to make this customer less persistent.
December 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hate going to work sick, but staying home isn't going to make this customer less persistent.
Work west of home and you'll always have the sun at your back...right until your rear view mirror throws that shit right back in your face.
December 12, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Work west of home and you'll always have the sun at your back...right until your rear view mirror throws that shit right back in your face.
This feels like the setup for a Scooby-Doo episode.
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New York City Mayor Eric Adams is on Capitol Hill today.
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He tells me about Zohran Mamdani announcing he's moving into Gracie Mansion:
"Beware of the ghost. I told [Zohran] about it. So the ghost is there. It's a friendly ghost, as long as you're doing right by the city. If you don't become right by the city, he turns into a poltergeist."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hf7ezrajxadu7v3tzcyij424/bafkreigis3istuaryrpny4ksmoh46xcs3yfowvfuj3t3iouxpy5uiyw2fq@jpeg)
December 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This feels like the setup for a Scooby-Doo episode.
It's been a minute since my last overnight shift on rideshare and boy it shows.
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It's been a minute since my last overnight shift on rideshare and boy it shows.
Occam and Hanlon ordered their last razors from Dollar Shave Club
December 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Occam and Hanlon ordered their last razors from Dollar Shave Club
Peanut, you gluttonous fucking dumbass...
December 4, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Peanut, you gluttonous fucking dumbass...
Revenge is a dish best served silly. Make them laugh as they curse your name atop the ashes of their failed ambitions.
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Revenge is a dish best served silly. Make them laugh as they curse your name atop the ashes of their failed ambitions.
Yep. Sleeping on the floor sucks as bad as I remember
December 2, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Yep. Sleeping on the floor sucks as bad as I remember
Somehow tore a hole in the air mattress. Guess I'm sleeping on the floor for the foreseeable future.
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Somehow tore a hole in the air mattress. Guess I'm sleeping on the floor for the foreseeable future.
>5am alarm goes off
>swipe phone and see thermometer
>41 degrees
Nope.
>swipe phone and see thermometer
>41 degrees
Nope.
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
>5am alarm goes off
>swipe phone and see thermometer
>41 degrees
Nope.
>swipe phone and see thermometer
>41 degrees
Nope.
What? We're they storing the number of violations in one half of a byte and only banning people when it overflowed into surrounding data?
November 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
What? We're they storing the number of violations in one half of a byte and only banning people when it overflowed into surrounding data?
Had a dream a homeless man asked me how many electronvolts I was, and I replied with "What? As in like...caloric content? Or total mass energy?"
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Had a dream a homeless man asked me how many electronvolts I was, and I replied with "What? As in like...caloric content? Or total mass energy?"
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Our debut title, sword action shooting game BIRDCAGE, is out now! Shoot, slash and weave through bullets and enemies in this challenging, story-driven arcade shooter!🕊️🥚
store.steampowered.com/app/2158550/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2158550/...
November 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Our debut title, sword action shooting game BIRDCAGE, is out now! Shoot, slash and weave through bullets and enemies in this challenging, story-driven arcade shooter!🕊️🥚
store.steampowered.com/app/2158550/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2158550/...
Ban pronouns. Force everyone to converse and correspond entirely in the third person. There, Sera fixed the problem.
November 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Ban pronouns. Force everyone to converse and correspond entirely in the third person. There, Sera fixed the problem.
I can't be the only one that read that as PEEN Entertainment...
ESPN and PENN Entertainment to end US sports betting partnership early reut.rs/4nC48E9
ESPN and PENN Entertainment to end US sports betting partnership early
PENN Entertainment and Walt Disney's ESPN have agreed to end their exclusive U.S. online sports betting partnership, effective December 1, the companies said on Thursday.
reut.rs
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I can't be the only one that read that as PEEN Entertainment...