Dorf
@wdorf.bsky.social
Some dude from Iowa
"Be yourself, everyone else is taken"
"Be yourself, everyone else is taken"
I love my Jaguars. I love this fandom. We all deserve this. Happy Hollidays to you all!!
December 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I love my Jaguars. I love this fandom. We all deserve this. Happy Hollidays to you all!!
We swept the West. F'n hell, we swept the West!!!!!!
a group of men in military uniforms walking on a runway with the words let 's do this written on the bottom
ALT: a group of men in military uniforms walking on a runway with the words let 's do this written on the bottom
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December 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
We swept the West. F'n hell, we swept the West!!!!!!
It's a good day. Lets watch Michael Caine in a Christmas film
December 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It's a good day. Lets watch Michael Caine in a Christmas film
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I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
Yah know how 'Mr. Brightside' has been a top staple in the UK for 20 years?
This is my 'Mr. Brightside'
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This is my 'Mr. Brightside'
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King Without a Crown - Live at Stubb's, Austin, TX - February 2005
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December 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Yah know how 'Mr. Brightside' has been a top staple in the UK for 20 years?
This is my 'Mr. Brightside'
open.spotify.com/track/6yalDz...
This is my 'Mr. Brightside'
open.spotify.com/track/6yalDz...
Y'all are crushing it. At the end of the day, we all agree, in regards to the tits=>
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Fuck You
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December 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Y'all are crushing it. At the end of the day, we all agree, in regards to the tits=>
open.spotify.com/track/4ycLiP...
open.spotify.com/track/4ycLiP...
This weeks 'Sounds of the Game' will feed our hater asses for Years
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This weeks 'Sounds of the Game' will feed our hater asses for Years
Yeah, we're a bit bipolar
Tony Romo was talking about how the Bills have their identity of running the football and having Josh Allen, so I was thinking about other teams in the AFC's identity.
Broncos: insane defense and opportunistic offense
Pats: Top tier QB play and coaching
Jaguars:
Broncos: insane defense and opportunistic offense
Pats: Top tier QB play and coaching
Jaguars:
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Yeah, we're a bit bipolar
Man, Empire Records is an amazing film. Ethan Embry has 2 iconic lines in 1 movie
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This Is the Day
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December 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Man, Empire Records is an amazing film. Ethan Embry has 2 iconic lines in 1 movie
open.spotify.com/track/3zf2eL...
open.spotify.com/track/3zf2eL...
I had turned 20 the month prior. My 3 best friends in the whole world & I drove from our NE Iowa farming community to see Slipknot for the 1st time. Debut had just dropped. We'd made our own shirts for the show. I'm in that pit, somewhere, losing my gd mind!
youtube.com/watch?v=bapS...
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Slipknot - 07/31/1999 Ankeny Airfield, Ankeny, IA (4K Multi-Cam) (Sipes Audio Remaster)
YouTube video by Sipes Audio
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November 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I had turned 20 the month prior. My 3 best friends in the whole world & I drove from our NE Iowa farming community to see Slipknot for the 1st time. Debut had just dropped. We'd made our own shirts for the show. I'm in that pit, somewhere, losing my gd mind!
youtube.com/watch?v=bapS...
youtube.com/watch?v=bapS...
My ultraconservative aunt & uncle didn't bring up politics once today. Weird, huh?
Actually made for a really nice day. Best holiday we've had in a decade
Actually made for a really nice day. Best holiday we've had in a decade
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My ultraconservative aunt & uncle didn't bring up politics once today. Weird, huh?
Actually made for a really nice day. Best holiday we've had in a decade
Actually made for a really nice day. Best holiday we've had in a decade
When they don't turn it over, the Jags have the appearance of a competent offense. Weird
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
When they don't turn it over, the Jags have the appearance of a competent offense. Weird
The commentary during that kick was some of the wishy-washiest crap
"That loss makes this a tough kick"
"Even though he has that NFL record, which we all know"
"Looks like this one might be?"
"Automatic, of course"
Pick a lane
"That loss makes this a tough kick"
"Even though he has that NFL record, which we all know"
"Looks like this one might be?"
"Automatic, of course"
Pick a lane
November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The commentary during that kick was some of the wishy-washiest crap
"That loss makes this a tough kick"
"Even though he has that NFL record, which we all know"
"Looks like this one might be?"
"Automatic, of course"
Pick a lane
"That loss makes this a tough kick"
"Even though he has that NFL record, which we all know"
"Looks like this one might be?"
"Automatic, of course"
Pick a lane
The Shawshank Redemption & The Empire Strikes Back are movies I'll always watch.
'John Carpenters The Thing' is a movie I will always Choose to watch
'John Carpenters The Thing' is a movie I will always Choose to watch
November 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The Shawshank Redemption & The Empire Strikes Back are movies I'll always watch.
'John Carpenters The Thing' is a movie I will always Choose to watch
'John Carpenters The Thing' is a movie I will always Choose to watch
This was Not how I pictured today going
a man is standing in a living room and saying i have no idea what 's going on but i am excited
ALT: a man is standing in a living room and saying i have no idea what 's going on but i am excited
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November 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
This was Not how I pictured today going
I spent some time with an amazing lady. I like her a bunch. In case it matters, I want a reminder that it was today
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I spent some time with an amazing lady. I like her a bunch. In case it matters, I want a reminder that it was today
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I can't believe we won that game. Even when it was 0-0 it felt like we were down 10
November 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I can't believe we won that game. Even when it was 0-0 it felt like we were down 10
My year of Dimension 20 has come to a close. While I love every Intrepid Heroes season, A Starstuck Odyssey is my absolute favorite. Poetic that that's the final one.
Hope the Jags keep this good-time train a rolling!
#duuuuvaaallll
Hope the Jags keep this good-time train a rolling!
#duuuuvaaallll
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My year of Dimension 20 has come to a close. While I love every Intrepid Heroes season, A Starstuck Odyssey is my absolute favorite. Poetic that that's the final one.
Hope the Jags keep this good-time train a rolling!
#duuuuvaaallll
Hope the Jags keep this good-time train a rolling!
#duuuuvaaallll
Hey. Having a bummer of a day?
Me too Army of Darkness is on YouTube. Might make your day less crappy
youtube.com/watch?v=GBuN...
Me too Army of Darkness is on YouTube. Might make your day less crappy
youtube.com/watch?v=GBuN...
Army of Darkness
YouTube video by YouTube Movies
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October 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Hey. Having a bummer of a day?
Me too Army of Darkness is on YouTube. Might make your day less crappy
youtube.com/watch?v=GBuN...
Me too Army of Darkness is on YouTube. Might make your day less crappy
youtube.com/watch?v=GBuN...