Zach Jones 🌈🏰
@wdwaristocrafts.dissky.com
Disney gay, WDW CM (and future Imagineer). Opinions expressed here are the author’s own and do not represent those of The Walt Disney Company.
I’m stealing “fuckslop” as an insult now.
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I’m stealing “fuckslop” as an insult now.
I’m always tired of people. 😂
December 3, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’m always tired of people. 😂
It’s usually both. But mostly people.
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It’s usually both. But mostly people.
We don’t want Speaker Jeffries though. He’s been weak and ineffectual as minority leader. I don’t know who we put up if we do take the House but it does NOT need to be him.
December 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
We don’t want Speaker Jeffries though. He’s been weak and ineffectual as minority leader. I don’t know who we put up if we do take the House but it does NOT need to be him.
Do it for me since I legally can’t.
December 3, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Do it for me since I legally can’t.
I'm trying to think if any of the other stage shows, well... upstage this one and a couple come close but, nah, you're right. Best show is best.
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I'm trying to think if any of the other stage shows, well... upstage this one and a couple come close but, nah, you're right. Best show is best.
There MIGHT be consequences for anyone not named Trump.
I doubt it. You're probably right. But one can hope.
I doubt it. You're probably right. But one can hope.
December 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
There MIGHT be consequences for anyone not named Trump.
I doubt it. You're probably right. But one can hope.
I doubt it. You're probably right. But one can hope.
So, the overhead audio for any route heading to DAK mentions Everest and "a chilling encounter with the creature that inhabits the icy peaks of Mount Everest", and I always say "DISCO YETI!" to myself in the driver's box. 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
So, the overhead audio for any route heading to DAK mentions Everest and "a chilling encounter with the creature that inhabits the icy peaks of Mount Everest", and I always say "DISCO YETI!" to myself in the driver's box. 🤣
FLAME TREEEEEEEEE.
December 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
FLAME TREEEEEEEEE.
25 minutes ain't nothing for that one. And it's a different experience every time!
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
25 minutes ain't nothing for that one. And it's a different experience every time!
Best attraction at DAK remains best. That's the only thing we ride on basically every trip to that park.
December 3, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Best attraction at DAK remains best. That's the only thing we ride on basically every trip to that park.
Right, and nothing on this list is anything I'd qualify as big or grand. Sorry, Bluey people. 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Right, and nothing on this list is anything I'd qualify as big or grand. Sorry, Bluey people. 🤣
What a reasonable take. How ACTUALLY dare you. 🤣💜
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
What a reasonable take. How ACTUALLY dare you. 🤣💜
Yay! You're here! Have the BEST time!
December 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Yay! You're here! Have the BEST time!
Oh, pish posh. That can be a goal too but your fitness goals are important too. 😘
December 3, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Oh, pish posh. That can be a goal too but your fitness goals are important too. 😘
You have goals and that’s the important part!
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
You have goals and that’s the important part!
I don’t trust it.
December 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I don’t trust it.