Wealthy Dowager
@wealthydowager.bsky.social
Party's over, right?
WRONG
29 he/they
WRONG
29 he/they
Pinned
"Steady as she blows!" I say, trying to calm my pirate gf down when she is going sloppy toppy on my main sail from atop the crows nest (her pubes)
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For someone with a breeding kink, I sure did go and get a vasectomy 😔
December 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM
For someone with a breeding kink, I sure did go and get a vasectomy 😔
Heavy is the pussy that wears the bush 😔
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Heavy is the pussy that wears the bush 😔
If I was President I'd make it illegal to add me to any more group chats
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
If I was President I'd make it illegal to add me to any more group chats
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actual woke nonsense
November 19, 2025 at 4:30 PM
actual woke nonsense
After my vacectomy, the surgical staff were telling me how well I did and how confident I was. While I was recovering before my Uber, I overheard the staff say they had 3 cancellations and one walk out that morning.
I take this to believe I am braver and more self assured than most cis men.
I take this to believe I am braver and more self assured than most cis men.
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 AM
After my vacectomy, the surgical staff were telling me how well I did and how confident I was. While I was recovering before my Uber, I overheard the staff say they had 3 cancellations and one walk out that morning.
I take this to believe I am braver and more self assured than most cis men.
I take this to believe I am braver and more self assured than most cis men.
Data is my husband
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Data is my husband
Making me cry rn??????????
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Making me cry rn??????????
Today I got a vasectomy. So damn proud of myself.
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Today I got a vasectomy. So damn proud of myself.
Getting sterilised today :3
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Getting sterilised today :3
what I use for dilation
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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i aspire to be the female john mcafee
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
i aspire to be the female john mcafee
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Divorce is kinda like gender transition for cis women.
November 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Divorce is kinda like gender transition for cis women.
We'll see about that 😏👀
November 15, 2025 at 1:56 PM
We'll see about that 😏👀
The only Tisim that I suffer from is Capitalism
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
The only Tisim that I suffer from is Capitalism
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