I’ll give you 40% if you have your own pirate outfit.

RIGHT!? That freaking circular moving raft you can’t see until AFTER a double jump!?

I definitely sacrificed a few SNES controllers on that game.

It’s the marinara. I’ve been feeding mine a steady diet of Mac and cheese and…well let’s just say they still hate Nermal, but are fine with Mondays.

I have logged so many hours of my life simultaneously loving and hating this game!! It’s one of my favorites, but it’s infuriating in its physics.

Honestly I’m in. I come from an ag family that loves to trash the government, but has no problem cashing the checks. Let’s see how they do with just their own bootstraps.

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If it helps you justify my using it to yourself, I use it to retrain our ERP’s help portal to be contextualized with our business data in a chat interface so employees don’t have to spend hours trying to track down the info they want without me having to curate an additional source manually.

Chaps my ass that rural people hate him so much. Like that dude has 100 been on the pitchfork end of a manure pile, but farmers still pretend like he was some kind of do nothing elitist. America didn’t deserve Jimmy Carter.

NOOOOOOOO! He’s the only one who knows my passwords at work!

Ugggh…felt that one. Outside unbiased perspective; you’re killing it, and you deserve awesomeness.

You do. We all do. It can’t all be paying bills watching tv, buying stuff, and waiting for death.

2025 for me is going to be the year of micro compassions. I’m fixing to flood as much good into the world as I can.

It can’t hurt.

Hell yeah you can! Those are beautiful!

I hope you can draw and I didn’t just doom you to permanent stick figure tattoos.

I mean…your dominant hand can reach a pretty good chunk of your body…so in a way you are literally investing in yourself…but I’m drunk so you prolly shouldn’t listen to me.

We all lost my guy. Some of us just don’t realize it yet.

And to get that, we need a clear indication that going to jail is going to be worth it. We need something to fight for, because risking jail to campaign for Liz Cheney ain’t it.

Keep us sick, stupid, and envious and we’ll happily roll over.