Wolverine 🏳️🌈 (parody)
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Angry.
Two hundred years old.
Dark themes.
Violent.
Crass.
Written by #Trashmouth.
Short-tempered, doesn't trust people, and doesn't give a shit.
Animalistic.
Both an X-Man and an Avenger.
Two hundred years old.
Dark themes.
Violent.
Crass.
Written by #Trashmouth.
Short-tempered, doesn't trust people, and doesn't give a shit.
Animalistic.
Both an X-Man and an Avenger.
"I don't get yer generation, kid."
February 16, 2026 at 12:42 AM
"I don't get yer generation, kid."
"Her name's Alba. Calls me Mister Logan. I actually like her a lot and you know that ain't somethin' I like sayin'."
February 12, 2026 at 1:47 PM
"Her name's Alba. Calls me Mister Logan. I actually like her a lot and you know that ain't somethin' I like sayin'."
"Got a lotta respect for your family. Got a mean right hook, after all."
February 9, 2026 at 10:24 PM
"Got a lotta respect for your family. Got a mean right hook, after all."
"I see ya as a friend. An' a damn good drinkin' buddy."
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
"I see ya as a friend. An' a damn good drinkin' buddy."
"I'll work on it, jeez."
February 7, 2026 at 12:55 AM
"I'll work on it, jeez."
"Bein' like I am. Rude. That's fun ta me."
February 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
"Bein' like I am. Rude. That's fun ta me."
"Lemme have some fun."
February 6, 2026 at 10:03 PM
"Lemme have some fun."
"Yeah, yeah."
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
"Yeah, yeah."
"If I wasn't, we'd be throwing hands right now, Arkady."
February 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
"If I wasn't, we'd be throwing hands right now, Arkady."
"It's a process, trust me."
February 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
"It's a process, trust me."
"Believe it or not, I'm changin'."
February 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
"Believe it or not, I'm changin'."
"We got stuff in common."
February 5, 2026 at 2:53 PM
"We got stuff in common."
"There ya go."
February 5, 2026 at 1:11 PM
"There ya go."
"Ya know anyone else that'll fit the bill?"
February 4, 2026 at 11:25 PM
"Ya know anyone else that'll fit the bill?"
"Been alive for two hundred years. Try me."
February 4, 2026 at 11:16 PM
"Been alive for two hundred years. Try me."
"Ain't that a bitch?"
February 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
"Ain't that a bitch?"
"Don't think about it. Just gonna drive ya crazy, bub. Too easy to lose yer mind with this kinda stuff."
February 4, 2026 at 10:22 PM
"Don't think about it. Just gonna drive ya crazy, bub. Too easy to lose yer mind with this kinda stuff."
"We finally got somethin' in common, don't we?"
February 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
"We finally got somethin' in common, don't we?"
He growls and kicks her in the stomach with a grin.
February 1, 2026 at 5:19 PM
He growls and kicks her in the stomach with a grin.