WeAreScrewedHaiku
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Police union mad
DonOLD pardoned attackers
Their endorsement prize
DonOLD pardoned attackers
Their endorsement prize
January 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Police union mad
DonOLD pardoned attackers
Their endorsement prize
DonOLD pardoned attackers
Their endorsement prize
December 28, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Shuts down government
Just in time to ruin Christmas
Thanks President Musk
@wearescrewedhaiku.bsky.social
Just in time to ruin Christmas
Thanks President Musk
@wearescrewedhaiku.bsky.social
December 20, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Shuts down government
Just in time to ruin Christmas
Thanks President Musk
@wearescrewedhaiku.bsky.social
Just in time to ruin Christmas
Thanks President Musk
@wearescrewedhaiku.bsky.social
I will hire the best
Hershel for Ambassador
Look out Bahamas
Hershel for Ambassador
Look out Bahamas
December 18, 2024 at 2:05 PM
I will hire the best
Hershel for Ambassador
Look out Bahamas
Hershel for Ambassador
Look out Bahamas
DonOLD can’t grow up
Apologies Canada
Leadership failure
Apologies Canada
Leadership failure
December 17, 2024 at 10:01 PM
DonOLD can’t grow up
Apologies Canada
Leadership failure
Apologies Canada
Leadership failure
Wray is resigning
Spanky will get his lapdog
Rubber stamp Patel
Spanky will get his lapdog
Rubber stamp Patel
December 11, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Wray is resigning
Spanky will get his lapdog
Rubber stamp Patel
Spanky will get his lapdog
Rubber stamp Patel
Don junior dumped Kim
Keep quiet on nose candy
Dad sends her to Greece
Keep quiet on nose candy
Dad sends her to Greece
December 11, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Don junior dumped Kim
Keep quiet on nose candy
Dad sends her to Greece
Keep quiet on nose candy
Dad sends her to Greece
All in the family
Kimmy Guilfoyle to Greece
Corrupt appointment
Kimmy Guilfoyle to Greece
Corrupt appointment
December 11, 2024 at 12:59 AM
All in the family
Kimmy Guilfoyle to Greece
Corrupt appointment
Kimmy Guilfoyle to Greece
Corrupt appointment
Man child is leader
Doubles down on stupid joke
Sorry Canada
Doubles down on stupid joke
Sorry Canada
December 10, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Man child is leader
Doubles down on stupid joke
Sorry Canada
Doubles down on stupid joke
Sorry Canada
Concept of Healthcare
Who is writing your great plan?
Insurance execs!
Who is writing your great plan?
Insurance execs!
December 9, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Concept of Healthcare
Who is writing your great plan?
Insurance execs!
Who is writing your great plan?
Insurance execs!
Don’s nomination
National intelligence
A Russian asset
National intelligence
A Russian asset
December 5, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Don’s nomination
National intelligence
A Russian asset
National intelligence
A Russian asset
Annex Canada
Trump thinks it’s a funny joke
What a complete ass
Trump thinks it’s a funny joke
What a complete ass
December 3, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Annex Canada
Trump thinks it’s a funny joke
What a complete ass
Trump thinks it’s a funny joke
What a complete ass
Another in-law
A minority in faith
No Muslims for Don
A minority in faith
No Muslims for Don
December 2, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Another in-law
A minority in faith
No Muslims for Don
A minority in faith
No Muslims for Don
December 2, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Kushner off to France
Tax evasion was his crime
DonOLD can relate
Tax evasion was his crime
DonOLD can relate
December 1, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Kushner off to France
Tax evasion was his crime
DonOLD can relate
Tax evasion was his crime
DonOLD can relate
Kash for FBI
Completely unqualified
Vlad is elated!
Completely unqualified
Vlad is elated!
December 1, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Kash for FBI
Completely unqualified
Vlad is elated!
Completely unqualified
Vlad is elated!
DonOLD isn’t safe
Pootin says always obey
Your wife’s an asset
Pootin says always obey
Your wife’s an asset
November 30, 2024 at 3:38 PM
DonOLD isn’t safe
Pootin says always obey
Your wife’s an asset
Pootin says always obey
Your wife’s an asset
Happy Thanksgiving
May your guests not be Magats
Enjoy the turkey
May your guests not be Magats
Enjoy the turkey
November 28, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
May your guests not be Magats
Enjoy the turkey
May your guests not be Magats
Enjoy the turkey
Simple solutions
Addiction problems are ours
Tariffs won’t fix it
Addiction problems are ours
Tariffs won’t fix it
November 27, 2024 at 4:41 PM
Simple solutions
Addiction problems are ours
Tariffs won’t fix it
Addiction problems are ours
Tariffs won’t fix it
Prices are up Joe
I’ll vote for the former guy
Economy ruined
I’ll vote for the former guy
Economy ruined
November 26, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Prices are up Joe
I’ll vote for the former guy
Economy ruined
I’ll vote for the former guy
Economy ruined
I will hire the best
Can’t pass a background test
Just like DonOLD trump
Can’t pass a background test
Just like DonOLD trump
November 25, 2024 at 3:08 AM
I will hire the best
Can’t pass a background test
Just like DonOLD trump
Can’t pass a background test
Just like DonOLD trump
Gorka has Don’s ear
Nazis aren’t just dinner guests
A place in power
Nazis aren’t just dinner guests
A place in power
November 24, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Gorka has Don’s ear
Nazis aren’t just dinner guests
A place in power
Nazis aren’t just dinner guests
A place in power
‘Merica we live in
White men are now victims
They need to grow up
White men are now victims
They need to grow up
November 23, 2024 at 5:12 PM
‘Merica we live in
White men are now victims
They need to grow up
White men are now victims
They need to grow up
Trump U was a scam
Pam was bought for 25 grand
Funny how that works
Pam was bought for 25 grand
Funny how that works
November 22, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Trump U was a scam
Pam was bought for 25 grand
Funny how that works
Pam was bought for 25 grand
Funny how that works
Swing voters chose Don
We are now rich men playthings
They laugh at their toys
We are now rich men playthings
They laugh at their toys
November 22, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Swing voters chose Don
We are now rich men playthings
They laugh at their toys
We are now rich men playthings
They laugh at their toys