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Formerly @phishmarketstoo on the bird app before getting banned.
panthers have yet to legitimately win the Stanley Cup.
December 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
panthers have yet to legitimately win the Stanley Cup.
I hope hell exists for the sole reason that Mike Johnson will suffer and burn there for eternity no matter how many times he prays while he’s up here. Wish we could have a 24/7 webcam footage of it too.
December 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I hope hell exists for the sole reason that Mike Johnson will suffer and burn there for eternity no matter how many times he prays while he’s up here. Wish we could have a 24/7 webcam footage of it too.
I would have been surprised if he showed sympathy for Rob and Michelle and didn’t make it about himself.
December 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I would have been surprised if he showed sympathy for Rob and Michelle and didn’t make it about himself.
After Trump pardoned drug trafficking kingpins it’s official.
December 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
After Trump pardoned drug trafficking kingpins it’s official.
I can’t wait till it’s all over.
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I can’t wait till it’s all over.
Gary Bettman is a cunt btw.
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Gary Bettman is a cunt btw.
Usually when a shitty ref misses a penalty it’s oh well and move on. But the shituation room wants to fuck over a team that’s doing well so they’ll stop play out of nowhere and review to call a penalty. Fuck the nhl.
December 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Usually when a shitty ref misses a penalty it’s oh well and move on. But the shituation room wants to fuck over a team that’s doing well so they’ll stop play out of nowhere and review to call a penalty. Fuck the nhl.
Fuck the NHL
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Fuck the NHL
December 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Giants have officially been eliminated from next year’s playoffs also.
December 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Giants have officially been eliminated from next year’s playoffs also.
Scott Stricklin must be a huge FSU fan.
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Scott Stricklin must be a huge FSU fan.
Might as well have kept Billy Napier at this point. Fuck Scott Stricklin.
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Might as well have kept Billy Napier at this point. Fuck Scott Stricklin.
Another decade of shitty football at the University of Florida because their UAA is run by a bunch of incompetent fucking assholes.
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Another decade of shitty football at the University of Florida because their UAA is run by a bunch of incompetent fucking assholes.
🎶🎵Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche🎵🎶🤘
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
🎶🎵Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche🎵🎶🤘
I know Alice’s Restaurant word for word by the way. Just need to learn it on the guitar.
November 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I know Alice’s Restaurant word for word by the way. Just need to learn it on the guitar.
How much you wanna bet he either found a maroon table cloth from the white house dining room or he’s using one of Melania’s Christmas tree skirts out of storage?
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
How much you wanna bet he either found a maroon table cloth from the white house dining room or he’s using one of Melania’s Christmas tree skirts out of storage?
“Unlimited” data.
November 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
“Unlimited” data.
The guy that looks like what piggies roll around in called a woman a piggy?
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The guy that looks like what piggies roll around in called a woman a piggy?
Clap track country music fucking sucks.
November 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Clap track country music fucking sucks.
“How can a door be a jar?” -Chris Farley
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
“How can a door be a jar?” -Chris Farley
Too bad Jon Voight didn’t get fucked in the ass by a hillbilly instead of Ned Beatty.
November 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Too bad Jon Voight didn’t get fucked in the ass by a hillbilly instead of Ned Beatty.
I can’t wait till the new South Park after the release of the Epstein emails.
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I can’t wait till the new South Park after the release of the Epstein emails.
THAT’S the part you’re mad about? Not the fact that the guy you support is a sexual predator and a pedo?
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
THAT’S the part you’re mad about? Not the fact that the guy you support is a sexual predator and a pedo?