weaslesintrousers.bsky.social
@weaslesintrousers.bsky.social
Just here to goon
I havnt been intimate with anyone in 8 years. Please god let a horny lady just randomly appear at my door soon
February 13, 2026 at 9:41 PM
No valentines, just me and my cats and a bucket of chicken
February 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Its me, hi! Im the comment guy! I just like giving compliments to women as person to person. Yeah youre hot as fuck but I say that with respect.
February 6, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Abolish ICE
January 25, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I havnt been touched in almost 8 years, so if I ever get laid again, it will last a whole 3 secs.
January 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I want to be manhandled by a big woman right now. Make me beg for mercy
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Im at that age where I need reading glasses just to goon. Worth it though
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Might be controversial but I prefer soft core and sensual over hard core.
August 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Havnt had sex in 7 years. Horny AF today
August 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My favorite part of a woman is her bare belly.
August 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I want to be kidnapped by a #milf
July 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Ladies with bush > without bush
July 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
There should be more male sex toys
June 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Tan lines are so fucking hot
June 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM