How about a Goonies sequel where over the course of the reunion, it turns out that Data is the descendant of Short Round? Not only were they played by the same actor, but this could also kick off a new Indiana Jones franchise. Lucas and Spielberg films are full of untapped crossover potential.

My Twitter feed keeps getting speckled with people supporting some goofy fucking goober yokel who walked off of SNL as the credits rolled. He didn't just do it during a commercial, of course not. He had to do it in plain view like it's supposed to be some sort of courageous gesture.