Considering all the parties involved, it was even more of a car wreck than even the most jaded soccer person could even imagine.

I literally just turned 50 yesterday. Have a heart, John.

We're putting it on you to show them the best places on the North Shore for roast beef and fried clams!

Trump is staying alive.

Oh, now I want SNL to do a take on this this Saturday night. Melissa McCarthy as Heidi Klum!

Both.

What I wouldn't do for a Stephen Colbert appearance today.

Even if they traded Duran or Abreu, there was still a bit of a logjam in the OF for him to get quality playing time. To add pitching by trading him is a big plus.

They've tried and tried to make him a thing here and it just never works. He doesn't resonate with Americans at all.

[20 minutes later]