Webzie
@webzie.bsky.social
Internet gay
Twitch: www.twitch.tv/webzieplays
Twitch: www.twitch.tv/webzieplays
When I talk, it’s not an open invitation to debate me.
If you think it is, then you are an insufferable person to everyone around you, sorry you had to find out this way.
If you think it is, then you are an insufferable person to everyone around you, sorry you had to find out this way.
December 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
When I talk, it’s not an open invitation to debate me.
If you think it is, then you are an insufferable person to everyone around you, sorry you had to find out this way.
If you think it is, then you are an insufferable person to everyone around you, sorry you had to find out this way.
It’s truly shocking to see so many people close their laptop lid and think the computer is totally shut down.
That doesn’t turn it off. 🤦
That doesn’t turn it off. 🤦
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It’s truly shocking to see so many people close their laptop lid and think the computer is totally shut down.
That doesn’t turn it off. 🤦
That doesn’t turn it off. 🤦
Would a depressed person do this? *does a backflip while crying*
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Would a depressed person do this? *does a backflip while crying*
Who else up weaponizing they incompetence?
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Who else up weaponizing they incompetence?
The dentist gave me so much novacaine I legally turned into playdoh
November 4, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The dentist gave me so much novacaine I legally turned into playdoh
By some cruel, strange twist of fate, I am awake
October 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
By some cruel, strange twist of fate, I am awake
IT WILL NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME
THE AMOUNT OF GROWN-ASS ADULTS THAT CAN’T FIGURE SHIT OUT ON THEIR OWN
THE AMOUNT OF GROWN-ASS ADULTS THAT CAN’T FIGURE SHIT OUT ON THEIR OWN
October 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
IT WILL NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME
THE AMOUNT OF GROWN-ASS ADULTS THAT CAN’T FIGURE SHIT OUT ON THEIR OWN
THE AMOUNT OF GROWN-ASS ADULTS THAT CAN’T FIGURE SHIT OUT ON THEIR OWN
Didn’t bring my AirPods to work 🫠
September 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Didn’t bring my AirPods to work 🫠
Is there a German word for the need to constantly look busy so no one thinks you’re lazy?
September 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Is there a German word for the need to constantly look busy so no one thinks you’re lazy?
Don’t give me a bad deal, or I’ll… 👹WUGWAB WAB👹
September 16, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Don’t give me a bad deal, or I’ll… 👹WUGWAB WAB👹
I really do feel like such a disappointment to so many people, and I can’t shake that feeling. I wish I could cure my brain
September 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I really do feel like such a disappointment to so many people, and I can’t shake that feeling. I wish I could cure my brain
Kourtney Kardashian’s flourless Dubai chocolate labubu brownie
September 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Kourtney Kardashian’s flourless Dubai chocolate labubu brownie
Why does EVERYTHING have to be so FUCKING TERRIFYING?
September 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Why does EVERYTHING have to be so FUCKING TERRIFYING?
WAIT, YOU HAVE TO PAY $70 A YEAR IN ADDITION TO THE INITIAL COST OF $349 FOR THE RING ITSELF?
If you have an Oura Ring, good for you and your fucking lavish lifestyle I guess.
If you have an Oura Ring, good for you and your fucking lavish lifestyle I guess.
August 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
WAIT, YOU HAVE TO PAY $70 A YEAR IN ADDITION TO THE INITIAL COST OF $349 FOR THE RING ITSELF?
If you have an Oura Ring, good for you and your fucking lavish lifestyle I guess.
If you have an Oura Ring, good for you and your fucking lavish lifestyle I guess.
Is an Oura ring worth it?
August 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Is an Oura ring worth it?
i dont fw the flavors this week
August 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i dont fw the flavors this week
I’m in my 30s and I’ve never had a job where I get my own desk. At least until today. Feels weird.
August 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I’m in my 30s and I’ve never had a job where I get my own desk. At least until today. Feels weird.
Google: “DOJ stands for Department of Justice.”
Me: “donald onald jrump”
Me: “donald onald jrump”
August 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Google: “DOJ stands for Department of Justice.”
Me: “donald onald jrump”
Me: “donald onald jrump”
Does it make you uncomfortable when someone says “Stop interrupting me”?
Here’s a tip:
Stop. Interrupting. Them.
Here’s a tip:
Stop. Interrupting. Them.
August 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Does it make you uncomfortable when someone says “Stop interrupting me”?
Here’s a tip:
Stop. Interrupting. Them.
Here’s a tip:
Stop. Interrupting. Them.
My favorite part about being an intern is I’m included on the email distribution list for the entire department, so I get to see their passive aggressive correspondences while eating popcorn
August 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
My favorite part about being an intern is I’m included on the email distribution list for the entire department, so I get to see their passive aggressive correspondences while eating popcorn
Things that I find funny at 8 AM are different from the things I find funny at 1 PM are different from the things I find funny at 10 PM
August 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Things that I find funny at 8 AM are different from the things I find funny at 1 PM are different from the things I find funny at 10 PM
Mom please come pick me up, I keep losing at Wii Bowling
August 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Mom please come pick me up, I keep losing at Wii Bowling
No one has time for an overthinker. It’s 2025. The world will be swallowed by the sun someday. Stop overthinking.
August 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
No one has time for an overthinker. It’s 2025. The world will be swallowed by the sun someday. Stop overthinking.
At the Taco Bell Drive Thru about to ask for 2 sweet teas and a hunnid dicks
August 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
At the Taco Bell Drive Thru about to ask for 2 sweet teas and a hunnid dicks
Is it normal for IT workplaces to be filled with the most insufferable people?
August 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Is it normal for IT workplaces to be filled with the most insufferable people?