I, for one, approve of Reuters reaching out to the Stove-touchers Guild of America.

One. It took Czechoslovakia. For what it's worth Austria, Poland and China weren't really democracies.

News not satire eh?

Uhh... Trump won.

The American voter doesn't give a single flying fuck about genocide, in Gaza or anywhere else.

If anything, if Kamala really supported genocide, that might have given her a better chance at winning, since, you know... Trump won.

So that gap is unlikely to get filled.

The problem is that there are no secret accounts (unless you bother making a second account). Everything is public, so if you follow someone for NSFW art, everyone else knows.

No you're not. Definitions don't care about your self-identification. Gen Z started in '95, you were born in '96.

If you were born in '96 you're a Zoomer my nonspecific sibling.

Sunfish and Tardigrade, the two genders.

"I wash a bushineshman... doing bushinesh"

I forgot he was basically homeless for a time before the war.

I got Chamberlain, but which one are you talking about?

I remember that Rimmy (a Twitch streamer/Youtuber) had to do OPSEC for that clown, because he leaked a bunch of names of Afghanis involved with the NATO-supported government. A bunch of people had to dredge through everything Miles did and said on the Internet to make sure those names got purged.

Sorry, is that Jake "don't forget about Biden's age" motherfucking Tapper?

A Euclid-class cognitohazard causing the reader's head to explode.

What does that even mean? MAGA is all about racial purity, they hate the "melting pot" even more than the "salad" of this metaphor. At least with the salad the racists can pretend that there is separation between the groups, you know the "separate but equal" bullshit.

A weź kurde daj spokój. Towarzysz Batyr już wyraził chęć bycia częścią tego całego "Board of Peace".

I już się srają w mediach, że oooo, co to będzie jak nie dołączymy, nie będziemy mieli wpływu na to jak będzie wyglądał pokój!

Podczas gdy GBR, FRA i GER mówią wprost że do tego gówna nie dołączą.

"Nonsensical migration policy" - clearly, MAGAts have not moved on from 2015.