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Don't like abortion?
Don't get one.

Don't approve of homosexuality?
Don't be gay.

Mind your own goddamn business and leave people the fuck alone.

You know who doesn't like anti-fascists? Fascists, that's who.

Not the "tolerant left."
F-bombs aplenty.
If the people around you are stressing you out this week, remember, you deserve better.

People who bring toxicity into your life aren't the people you need in your life. Cut 'em out like the malignant tumors they are.

Embrace those who embrace you, and to hell with those who don't.
#HappyHolidays
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
If #NikkiMinaj has proven anything, it's that #magats are the most gullible crew of hapless suckers walking the face of the earth, and that they're totally cool with sexual assault, as long as you're on their side, and you stroke their underdeveloped little...egos.

She has truly found her people.
December 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
People like to say that they're "out of fucks to give." Not me.

Fuck Trump
Fuck JD
Fuck Mikey Johnson
Fuck Rubio
Fuck Miller
Fuck Leavitt
Fuck Homan
Fuck Hegseth
Fuck Noem
Fuck Bondi
Fuck maga
Fuck fascists
Fuck the oligarchy
Fuck being patient
Fuck being nice
#Resist
#FuckTrump
#TrumpIsInTheFiles
December 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Phillip Rivers' face always looks like those damn kids are on his lawn again.
#INDvsSF
December 23, 2025 at 3:58 AM
December 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Thousands of pages of the #EpsteinFiles to go.

Investment tip: put all of your money into black magic markers and black printer ink. You'll be able to retire by next summer.
#Redacted
#Trump
December 23, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Maybe we should tell #Trump that the #EpsteinFiles are actually a golf course or a really big building, so he'll stop getting his name removed from them.
December 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
December 17, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Another school shooting.

PLEASE MAKE THIS SHIT STOP.
December 17, 2024 at 5:16 AM
December 16, 2024 at 8:46 PM
@abcnewsbot.bsky.social is officially complicit in the selling out of America. Such a shock, since they're owned by the #disney oligarchy.
December 16, 2024 at 1:55 AM
The time is coming for civil disobedience. There are a million little things you can do to hamper fascists and greedheads in the pursuit of their goals.

Now, I'm not telling you to shoplift, or vandalize, or sabotage, or anything like that. I would NEVER encourage such lawlessness.
a close up of a woman 's face with a disney logo on the bottom right
Alt: Winking and laughing at the thought of destroying public and private property as civil disobedience.
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2024 at 1:18 AM
maga: we love the troops!

Clay Travis: ignores Army-Navy game to ball-gargle tromp and Vance in attendance.
#ArmyNavyGame
December 15, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Never forget that republicans love guns, as long as it's their people carrying them.
#hypocrisy
#VetsResist
#Ronald#ReaganWasFascist
www.history.com/news/black-p...
The NRA Supported Gun Control When the Black Panthers Had the Weapons | HISTORY
Back in the 1960s, even the NRA supported gun control to disarm the group.
www.history.com
December 15, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Not hearing a lot of inspirational messaging coming from leadership, or anybody else, for that matter.

We need to know that you all are ready to fight, and not just cave in like a bunch of spineless cowards.
@thedemcoalition.bsky.social
#HouseDemocrats
#SenateDemocrats
@dncstaffunion.bsky.social
December 15, 2024 at 6:16 PM
In case you were wondering how things were going on over at the shitshow...
#SissySpaceX
#ElonMuskSucks
December 15, 2024 at 6:00 PM
I really don't think we've shown this particular artist enough appreciation.
December 15, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Remember, friends, cheeses is the reason for the season.
#HoHoHo
#Cheese
#HappyHolidays
December 14, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Build your tribe, fam.
December 14, 2024 at 5:09 PM
None of our first choices, like Henry Kissinger, Charles Manson, Pol Pot, Ronald Reagan, Jeffrey Dahmer, Adoph Hitler, Rush Limbaugh, Josef Mengele, Idi Amin, Jim Jones, Saddam Hussein, or Jack the Ripper, were available. So, you know, we did our best.

-Time Magazine, probably
#PersonOfTheYear
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM