The Weekly Podcast Massacre
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The Weekly Podcast Massacre
@weeklymassacre.bsky.social
A horror movie podcast with a new theme each month
https://open.spotify.com/show/2hu8lBrlcHam0s4zxxIvig?si=57e9055edd474ffc
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🧕🏽"Look out! There's a crocodile behind you! Get out of the water!"

👴🏻"Impossible. There's only one species of crocodile in Florida, and it's quite rare. You mean alligator."

🧕🏽"The crocodile is right behind you!"

👴🏻"You mean alligator!"

🐊 *CRONCH!!!*

👴🏻"Argh! See?!" *gurgle* "it's an alligator!"
January 23, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I'm not even a IM guy and I haven't been able to get it out of my head all day
January 17, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Please tell me it's a sequel to Sleepwalkers!
January 17, 2026 at 2:14 AM
This is a tough one.

Mike has been doing consistent quality work.

Exorcist sequels have... let's say a turbulent history.

ScarJo and franchises are a little overdone
January 17, 2026 at 2:12 AM
We would like to apologize to anyone who was hurt by the offhanded remark. We will be stepping back from public appearances and hope that you will respect our privacy at this time.
January 16, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Sometimes people do their best thinking at public library restrooms. Don't ask me how I know...
January 15, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Skugs ™
January 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Truth to power
December 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM