Oooh, I’ve always been curious about glass pens, but one with a cap and a regular barrel sounds even better. I gotta grab one!

“If you really want to get the vibes going, activate PARTY MODE™. Another BidetKing exclusive, PARTY MODE™ is the Crown’s 30 second disco light routine to delight yourself (or unsuspecting guests) with a light show from between your legs.”

🙏😭🙏

I think I’d prefer bunny tantrums

The march in Chicago has continued on past Trump Tower and is turning back south into downtown.

The snow is coming down hard now.

As it does, the column chants, "say it once and say it twice, we do not fuck with ICE"

Oh I might really get some if these, they’d also fit on my Apple Pencil (I lost two of those last year which was infuriating)

Someday I will find all of my lost glasses, all hanging out with each other.

LOL she’s only in Barovia to find her beloved husband, who wandered in and got stuck…

…but…but kiss…🤩

I’m not actually good at D&D, so playing a level 20 character by myself is like a toddler going full blast on a souped up chopper straight into a brick wall

Honestly, I’d be disappointed if a contractor DIDN’T ask about my wall roast drawing, that would just be a pitiable lack of curiosity!