Love the decision, love the playcall, love the throw. Dan Campbell forever.

financial advice in a weird time:

-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw

simple

Detroit Football.

Cost of Doing Business.

Kael Mullins doing weaponized respectability, I love it

Rollin’ around at the speed of sound

This website is great because the Michigan fans who act like they’re going to commit seppuku 11 months after winning a national championship haven’t made it here

When pickleball twitter arrives, the migration will be complete.

The best kind of small talk btwn strangers that exists is when you sit next to another random thirty something parent at the playground and roast the hell out of our kids. “Yes that one’s mine, the one eating dirt and walking like he just left the club at 3 am.”

Business idea - a software that lets you port all your old tweets here so that we can collectively pretend we were here the whole time.

Remember back in 2009 when the Internet was stupid and fun? Can we go back to that again?
- signed, the Foursquare Mayor of Einstein Bagels on Hennepin Street.