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weirdguy.bsky.social
Just a weird little guy 🇵🇸
@weirdguy.bsky.social
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He/Him

Not a shitposter, i just make shit posts.

I'm trying my best.
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Yourself but as a cartoon
A visual representation of "3 Stooges Syndrome" form The Simpsons. Dr. Nick Riviera is trying to push a bunch of "diseases" through a door but they won't fit.
January 28, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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Hey babe, what's your sign?
A street sign that reads "dead end stupid"
January 27, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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Face reveal. Wrong answers only.
An unflattering freeze frame of Homer Simpsons when he was being interviewed for being accused of grabbing a bum
January 26, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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Me and the moots waiting to see if "it" happened.
A woman having her face pressed up against a window, making it look all smooshed.
January 21, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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As today is MLK day. Liberals will be falling over themselves to whitewash what he stood for, so they can continue using it to shove their "civility" politics down everyone's throat to maintain their status quo.

Here's a reminder to all you libs, he despised you.
Quote from Dr Martin Luther King. "I must confess that over the past few years i have become gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride towards freedom is not the White Citizen's Councillor or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted "order" than to justice; who prefers to negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of Justice; who constantly says "i agree with you in the goal you seek, but i cannot agree with your methods of direct action'; who paternalistically believes he can set the timetable for another man's freedom; who lives by a mythical concept of time and who constantly advises the Negro to wait for a "more convenient season" shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. Lukewarm acceptance is much more bewildering than outright rejection"
January 19, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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Ya boy has had the lurgies since Sat night.

This morning i was feeling pretty good, thinking to myself i'd gotten over the hill and was starting to mend. Woke up a over an hour ago (i sleep during the day), and. hahaha nope, back to feeling awful again. Fucking 2 phase arse disease.
A screengrab from the Simpsons. A monkey lying down is distress with man is bending over in a doorway holding a computer where the Monkey wrote, pray for Mojo.
January 14, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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A middle aged man dressed as Luigi from Mario Bros. With a caption underneath him saying "Luigi: fucking liberals"
January 12, 2026 at 10:32 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 11:08 AM
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The Shamen - Ebeneezer Goode
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFJd...
A screengrab of a Tweet by. Jessica Elgot. Which reads "At a political cabinet today, Morgan McSweeney gave a presentation on "three Es" on how the government can connect with voters - emotion, empathy and evidence. Am told he said the government currently has a "deficit in eomeion""
January 6, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Logging on
A man holding a Nokia N-Gage by his ear. Imagine holding your phone on the vol button edge to talk, yeah that bad.
January 6, 2026 at 10:21 AM
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You buy one! you get one free!
Hospice nurse who's seen 100s of people die says everyone always says the same thing on their deathbed
January 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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"Put "my opinions are my own" in my Bluesky bio. I showed my boss and he said: "yeah, cos nobody wants em""
Rodney Dangerfield, and older fair haired gentleman standing on a stage with his arms open, just trying to get some respect
January 5, 2026 at 11:07 AM
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A screenshot of two posts by John Rentoul. The first reads: But can anyone tell me what this bit means? "For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty." The second one reads: "No danger of much civility on here, so that's progress I suppose" An older man dressed up as Luigi from Mario Bros, with the caption underneath that reads "fucking liberals"
January 4, 2026 at 12:09 PM
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A screen grab from Terminator 2. It's night time, the Terminator and John Conner are on a motorcycle The Terminator is looking at the screen with his hand up, while John is sitting behind him, making him promise. There's text at the bottom, that reads "i promise not to judge your posts"
December 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Dudes rock.
December 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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This is clearly Kojima meant when he was creating the "Strand" genre.
Norman Readus as Sam Bridges peeing in front of Geoff Keighley's bunker. The text of the pic read as such. "Angry Death Stranding fans are urinating in front of Geoff Keighley after DS2 won 0 game awards"
December 23, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Me waiting for Santa
A picture of kurt van houten (Millhouse's dad) standing in the foreground in a tank top and shorts holding a beer, pointing back to his race car bed saying "i sleep in a race car, do you?"
December 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Happy winter solstice everyone!
Andrew Tate in his post boxing match interview, face all swollen after the beating he took.
December 21, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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I agree Mr Reed, Labour has lost it's way post WW2. Let's take a look atpre-WW2 Labour party's values.

For example. The 1888 election leaflet for your party's founder, Keir Hardie.
1888 election fly for Keir Hardie, the founder of the UK Labour party. His bullet points are. Home rule Democratic government Justice for labour No monopoly No landlordism Temperance reform Healthy homes Fair rents Eight-hour day Work for the unemployed
December 18, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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We must retvrn
A pic of a department shop in the background there a various rack of clothes and a stack of shelves with clothes, which i think are jumpers that are on sale for 5 bucks. Now, in the centre foreground. A shelf of 9 Nintendo Gamecubes on sale for only 49 bucks.
December 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Donald Sutherland from the 70s remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers standing and pointing at the screen with his mouth open
December 16, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Peace and quiet.
Write an erotic story in only three words
December 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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It's like poetry, they rhyme.
A protest a bunch of white women in their stupid little pink pussy hats taking selfies and such. A black lady is in the foreground holding a sign that says "Don't forget: White women voted for Trump" she is right to point this out.
December 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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"We're just men, we're just innocent men"
A picture of Kier Starmer behind a podium with the US and UK flags behind him. The Closed Captions read 'there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom'.
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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"Wanna go chicken shop afterwards?"
A picture of Kier Starmer behind a podium with the US and UK flags behind him. The Closed Captions read 'there's a famous slogan in the United Kingdom'.
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM