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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1h

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 14h

The Michael mask in part 5 looks like Balki

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 15h

Jason: can't drive
Michael: famously can drive
Freddy: used to be able to drive
Leatherface: can't drive
Norman: can drive
Ghostface: can drive
Chucky: can't drive
Candyman: can't drive
Hannibal: can drive but not well
Jigsaw: can drive but complains about other drivers

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 15h

That's the kind of thinking I've come to expect out of the world's most mediocre man

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 15h

How frustrating to be a sasquatch and want to go to the movies

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 16h

I pull the sentient toupee from Newsom's head, he collapses to his knees tearfully thanking me for freeing him from its foul mind control

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 16h

The right has a unified, disciplined, ever-expanding propaganda arm with bottomless pockets and the left has like 3 podcasters

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 18h

pedocon theory is a theory the way gravity is

mother dysnomia 🌚 @mamatried.bsky.social · 22h

lol it’s this guy

Tweet from 11/2/24 showing Harry Sisson and his 4 friends in a car that reads “we’re Gen Z voters and we all PROUDLY voted for Kamala Harris! Real men support Harris”

Robert J O’Neill quotes it with

“You're not men. You're boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.”

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 18h

Of fucking course she's a Sorkin fan

max tani @maxtani.bsky.social · 1d

Bari Weiss introduced herself to CBS News staff today on the network's 9AM call, saying she wants to "win," which requires restoring trust to CBS. She also said she was excited for staff to get to know the Free Press, and ended her remarks by saying: "Let's do the fucking news."

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 18h

Fuck this fucking guy

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 20h

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Tread Perilously @treadperilously.bsky.social · 19h

This October, Tread Perilously's annual horror month will focus on stalkers. Stay tuned for The Alfred Hitchcock Hour's "An Unlocked Window" this Thursday on Apple Podcasts, Patreon, & @fanbasepress.bsky.social

Co-Hosts: @eriksamaya.bsky.social & @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 19h

I really wish Joe Rogan's comprehensive ignorance wasn't my problem

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 20h

The lesson here should be that we should stop listening to these dingdongs and instead pay attention to all the people who correctly assessed the danger but that's not what'll happen

Manosphere Influencers Are Now Cooling on Trump

"Manosphere podcasters didn’t win Donald Trump the presidency in the 2024 election cycle, but they went a long way to solidifying the president’s support among large swaths of the young men who follow...

politicalwire.com

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 20h

we don't have good serial killers anymore because of woke

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 20h

Just edited some corporate copy

"have visibility into" became the much simpler "see"

Think I'm earning my $ today

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 21h

Okay so the evidence is BAD bad

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

NOTABLE -- Pam Bondi refuses to answer direct questions about if the FBI has incriminating photos of Trump with half-naked young women, but instead deflects from them by attacking Sen. Whitehouse

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 22h

Man even Trump is scoring on Schumer

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 23h

Well that'll radicalize a bunch of people right quick. Good call guys

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Johnson: "It's true that in previous shutdowns, many or most furloughed employees have been paid for the time they were furloughed, but there is new legal analysis - I don't know the details, I just saw a headline - but there are some legal analysts saying that might not be appropriate or necessary"

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 23h

DC Artist (musing): How can I tell the entire continent of Australia to fuck itself

Captain Boomerang. Let's see... he kind of looks like if an artist couldn't decide on how to be racist to Australians. He's wearing a dressing gown with boomerangs, tights, and a flight attendant's hat. His hair looks like Banshee's from the early '80s.

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 23h

I'd worry about my wife too if she ate roadkill

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1d

The Edsel 2

The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1d

He looks like a prolapsed asshole that's also racist

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1d

People think it's weird that there's a serial killer in The Exorcist, but this was 1974. 10% of the population was serial killers

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1d

"I'm an insect who dreamed he was a man and loved it. But the dream is over and the insect is awake."

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The Man Who Would Be Damn Hell Ass Pumpkin King @weirdnoirmaster.bsky.social · 1d

I would take a hostage for a regular D&D game

Ross Payton @rosspayton.bsky.social · 1d

START PLAYING ROLE PLAYING GAMES TO MAKE FRIENDS AS AN ADULT

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