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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 1h

MASINT #5518 from Zuma (CONFIDENTIAL)

1. House of Oblique Blogs
2. Empty Couchfuckers
3. Misty Spice

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. House of Oblique Blogs
2. Empty Couchfuckers
3. Misty Spice

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 3h

Transmission #562 from NROL-129 (UNCLASSIFIED)

1. Pool of Pain
2. Freight Train of Unearthly Twins

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Pool of Pain
2. Freight Train of Unearthly Twins

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 5h

MASINT #2336 from Topaz 3 (EXPERIMENTAL)

1. Abandoned Bladee
2. Unidentified Paddock of Doomscrolling
3. Platinum Radon

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Abandoned Bladee
2. Unidentified Paddock of Doomscrolling
3. Platinum Radon

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 7h

MASINT #22063 from Topaz 3 (TS/SCI)

1. Diabolical Prisms
2. 500-Year-Old Prism Terminal
3. Tired Foam

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Diabolical Prisms
2. 500-Year-Old Prism Terminal
3. Tired Foam

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 9h

SIGINT #48872 from SBIRS GEO-5 (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Dense Temple of Candles
2. Maze of Spiders

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Dense Temple of Candles
2. Maze of Spiders

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 11h

Transmission #5874 from RASR-2 (CLASSIFIED)

1. Couchfucker Cell
2. Waffle Bog

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Couchfucker Cell
2. Waffle Bog

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 13h

Manifest #4291 from NROL-129 (USAP)

1. Shrine of Extroverts
2. Excess Distortion

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Shrine of Extroverts
2. Excess Distortion

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 15h

Transmission #527 from Zuma (ACCM)

1. Cringe Sorrow
2. Rewilding Office
3. Frozen Polkas

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Cringe Sorrow
2. Rewilding Office
3. Frozen Polkas

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 17h

Transmission #838 from █████ ███████ ██ (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Gleaming Weed
2. Dense Nanoparticles
3. Dutch Baby Dolls

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Gleaming Weed
2. Dense Nanoparticles
3. Dutch Baby Dolls

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 19h

Update #5910 from SBIRS GEO-5 (TS/SCI)

1. Swiss Reservoir of Submersibles
2. Valley of Code

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Swiss Reservoir of Submersibles
2. Valley of Code

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 21h

Transmission #9475 from FalconSAT-8 (TS/SCI)

1. Temple of Infrasound
2. Old Plasma Arena
3. Great Burrow of Chessboards

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Temple of Infrasound
2. Old Plasma Arena
3. Great Burrow of Chessboards

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 23h

Dispatch #8548 from FalconSAT-8 (TOP SECRET)

1. Campus of Discourses
2. Golden Bagels

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Campus of Discourses
2. Golden Bagels

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 1d

Manifest #20216 from NROL-82 (EXPERIMENTAL)

1. Convoys of Cannons
2. Great Milk

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Convoys of Cannons
2. Great Milk

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 1d

Update #24878 from FalconSAT-8 (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Void of Salmon
2. Gleaming Time Loops
3. Glittering Abacuses

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Void of Salmon
2. Gleaming Time Loops
3. Glittering Abacuses

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 1d

Update #800 from GPS III-SV05 (USAP)

1. Alien Executive Orders Supplies
2. Immortal Clearing
3. Stack of Ants

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Alien Executive Orders Supplies
2. Immortal Clearing
3. Stack of Ants

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 1d

MASINT #5466 from █████ ███████ ██ (L CLEARANCE)

1. Ogygian Hail
2. Cosmic Enigma Fabricator

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Ogygian Hail
2. Cosmic Enigma Fabricator

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 1d

IMINT #52971 from GPS III-SV05 (ACCM)

1. Ziggurat of Silent Infrasound
2. American Abacuses
3. Prophecy Trench

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Ziggurat of Silent Infrasound
2. American Abacuses
3. Prophecy Trench

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 1d

IMINT #56338 from GPS III-SV05 (TS/SCI)

1. Love Song Complex
2. Temple of Presidential Science
3. Field of Grimdark Carnage

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Love Song Complex
2. Temple of Presidential Science
3. Field of Grimdark Carnage

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 1d

Manifest #943 from SBIRS GEO-5 (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Golden Terminal
2. Tower of Baby Teeth

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Golden Terminal
2. Tower of Baby Teeth

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 1d

SIGINT #33672 from Topaz 3 (USAP)

1. Smoke Gallery
2. Wall of Russian Laces
3. Cryptic Canal of Mushrooms

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Smoke Gallery
2. Wall of Russian Laces
3. Cryptic Canal of Mushrooms

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 1d

SIGINT #237 from GPS III-SV05 (TS/SCI)

1. Shattered Mausoleum of Chaos
2. Abattoir of Magic Lanterns

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Shattered Mausoleum of Chaos
2. Abattoir of Magic Lanterns

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 1d

SIGINT #54447 from GPS III-SV05 (UNCLASSIFIED)

1. Viking Rainbows
2. Citadel of Carnage
3. Executive Orders Hangar

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Viking Rainbows
2. Citadel of Carnage
3. Executive Orders Hangar

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 1d

MASINT #70869 from FalconSAT-8 (CLASSIFIED)

1. Field of Mimes
2. Ectoplasmic Static
3. Russian Consciousness

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Field of Mimes
2. Ectoplasmic Static
3. Russian Consciousness

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 1d

IMINT #5447 from NROL-129 (TOP SECRET)

1. Paddock of Leopards
2. Copper Karma Workshop
3. Burrow of Airships

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Paddock of Leopards
2. Copper Karma Workshop
3. Burrow of Airships

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 2d

Transmission #001 from █████ ███████ ██ (Q CLEARANCE)

1. Omniscient Ligma
2. Trailers of Assassins
3. Scimitar Cartel

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Omniscient Ligma
2. Trailers of Assassins
3. Scimitar Cartel

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