The emperor has no clothes

I’m happy to report that my upstairs neighbors’ 8 year old daughter is getting better at the violin

I just add "lol" to every single text now so no one can ever allowed to be offended by anything lol

If you’re not wearing wide leg jeans and a black puffer jacket with Timothée Chalamet‘s haircut, are you even a 15-year-old boy in Brooklyn?

AI search on my photos really saves my ass after an epically long streak of not organizing them at all

Every time I have to update my operating system, it feels like that scene in the movie where one character goes off into a long cryo sleep. “See you on the other side brother.”

Saw a guy on the train with a nose ring dealing with sinus congestion and it was as big a mess as you’d imagine

I have a lot of questions about how a deposed dictator having fled to Russia will do his banking

I like LinkedIn because I’ve never posted anything ever but I keep getting emails telling me I’m “on a roll”

When I was a kid I drove from RI to NYC to audition for Teen Jeopardy, and I got absolutely destroyed