Jay Welch 🗽
@welchjay.bsky.social
Yelling about Nixon since 1978. Parent, Registered Domestic Partner, Lapsed Methodist, comedian, and father (in that order).
Among other things, because of sloppy comma placement, Trump's most recent Epstein post accuses this man of being a Democrat.
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Among other things, because of sloppy comma placement, Trump's most recent Epstein post accuses this man of being a Democrat.
Promises made, promises kept.
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Promises made, promises kept.
Last night's biggest winner? Quentin Tarantino superfans.
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Last night's biggest winner? Quentin Tarantino superfans.
Strange but true:
Zohran's not only winning, he's also in third (ahead of Sliwa) on the Working Families line!
1st-Democrats (Zohran) 878K 42.75%
2nd-Fight & Deliver (Cuomo) 854K 41.59%
3rd-Working Fams (Zohran) 157K 7.64%
4th-GOP (Sliwa) 136K 6.63%
Zohran's not only winning, he's also in third (ahead of Sliwa) on the Working Families line!
1st-Democrats (Zohran) 878K 42.75%
2nd-Fight & Deliver (Cuomo) 854K 41.59%
3rd-Working Fams (Zohran) 157K 7.64%
4th-GOP (Sliwa) 136K 6.63%
November 5, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Strange but true:
Zohran's not only winning, he's also in third (ahead of Sliwa) on the Working Families line!
1st-Democrats (Zohran) 878K 42.75%
2nd-Fight & Deliver (Cuomo) 854K 41.59%
3rd-Working Fams (Zohran) 157K 7.64%
4th-GOP (Sliwa) 136K 6.63%
Zohran's not only winning, he's also in third (ahead of Sliwa) on the Working Families line!
1st-Democrats (Zohran) 878K 42.75%
2nd-Fight & Deliver (Cuomo) 854K 41.59%
3rd-Working Fams (Zohran) 157K 7.64%
4th-GOP (Sliwa) 136K 6.63%
Today is a great day to canvas for Zohran!
October 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Today is a great day to canvas for Zohran!
I'm canvassing today with someone who walked in No Kings with us!
October 29, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I'm canvassing today with someone who walked in No Kings with us!
“Solid ivory is the only way to be assured of true follicular purity, while still identifying myself as a man of means.”
October 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
“Solid ivory is the only way to be assured of true follicular purity, while still identifying myself as a man of means.”
Criminals for which one again?
October 23, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Criminals for which one again?
Arnold Goodstein is a former SC state senator (during the late 1970s) and Jewish. He received two Bronze Stars for heroism in action during the Vietnam War.
And this weekend, at the age of 81, he jumped out of his house to escape an explosion.
And this weekend, at the age of 81, he jumped out of his house to escape an explosion.
October 6, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Arnold Goodstein is a former SC state senator (during the late 1970s) and Jewish. He received two Bronze Stars for heroism in action during the Vietnam War.
And this weekend, at the age of 81, he jumped out of his house to escape an explosion.
And this weekend, at the age of 81, he jumped out of his house to escape an explosion.
Turns out, Mr. Beast's specific type of beast is squid.
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Turns out, Mr. Beast's specific type of beast is squid.
“Church Shooting” isn’t enough to distinguish it.
September 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
“Church Shooting” isn’t enough to distinguish it.
if you are a comic who cares about comedians having free speech, now is a great time to peacefully picket in front of a local ABC affiliate.
I believe the current NYC location is 7 Hudson Square, two blocks west of the Spring Street stop on the C/E train.
Let ABC know how you feel.
I believe the current NYC location is 7 Hudson Square, two blocks west of the Spring Street stop on the C/E train.
Let ABC know how you feel.
September 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
if you are a comic who cares about comedians having free speech, now is a great time to peacefully picket in front of a local ABC affiliate.
I believe the current NYC location is 7 Hudson Square, two blocks west of the Spring Street stop on the C/E train.
Let ABC know how you feel.
I believe the current NYC location is 7 Hudson Square, two blocks west of the Spring Street stop on the C/E train.
Let ABC know how you feel.
In 2025, complaining about Bluesky is like being mad at Fisher-Price for making Wells for Boys.
September 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
In 2025, complaining about Bluesky is like being mad at Fisher-Price for making Wells for Boys.
Bad news for you about Sleeper.
September 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Bad news for you about Sleeper.
My main difficulty with buying a Tesla has been that I don’t want to give any money to someone who does the Roman Salute.
September 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
My main difficulty with buying a Tesla has been that I don’t want to give any money to someone who does the Roman Salute.
Nothing but respect for MY Arthur Fleck
September 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Nothing but respect for MY Arthur Fleck
In 1997, Donald Trump flew Ghislaine Maxwell and this Epstein victim to Maralago for "a happy weekend" with him.
September 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
In 1997, Donald Trump flew Ghislaine Maxwell and this Epstein victim to Maralago for "a happy weekend" with him.
When I see a kid being sad in an airport I just assume airports suck
August 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
When I see a kid being sad in an airport I just assume airports suck
Has he tried looking at children on playgrounds instead of airports.
August 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Has he tried looking at children on playgrounds instead of airports.
The fight on the seas
is not a distraction from
the fight on the beaches
They are the same fight.
Peaceful nonviolent resistance wherever you can.
Solidarity.
is not a distraction from
the fight on the beaches
They are the same fight.
Peaceful nonviolent resistance wherever you can.
Solidarity.
August 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The fight on the seas
is not a distraction from
the fight on the beaches
They are the same fight.
Peaceful nonviolent resistance wherever you can.
Solidarity.
is not a distraction from
the fight on the beaches
They are the same fight.
Peaceful nonviolent resistance wherever you can.
Solidarity.