"it is simply a juicy li'l critter that gives milk and lays eggs. When you look at one as though you'd like to eat it, it dies of sheer ecstasy. And if one really loves you, it'll lay you a cheesecake—although this is quite a strain on its li'l innards"
February 3, 2026 at 12:19 AM
"it is simply a juicy li'l critter that gives milk and lays eggs. When you look at one as though you'd like to eat it, it dies of sheer ecstasy. And if one really loves you, it'll lay you a cheesecake—although this is quite a strain on its li'l innards"
trying to read my book but im distracted by the shmoo mention
February 2, 2026 at 11:25 PM
trying to read my book but im distracted by the shmoo mention
how are you still here💔💔💔💔
February 2, 2026 at 8:49 AM
how are you still here💔💔💔💔
when our dryer breaks right before the extreme cold warning and i have an interview tomorrow (said interview outfit was inside the washer)
January 23, 2026 at 5:56 AM
when our dryer breaks right before the extreme cold warning and i have an interview tomorrow (said interview outfit was inside the washer)
its dexters birthday and we are FEASTING
January 18, 2026 at 2:27 AM
its dexters birthday and we are FEASTING
this is so fucked up......
January 8, 2026 at 8:13 AM
this is so fucked up......
dexter said i look like him
January 7, 2026 at 12:19 AM
dexter said i look like him
everyones platinum and kicking my ASS......
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 AM
everyones platinum and kicking my ASS......
were getting crazzzyy tonight
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 AM
were getting crazzzyy tonight
walking a mile home in feels like temperature of 2° but i lived and now i will eat leftover curry :-) also this
December 30, 2025 at 8:50 AM
walking a mile home in feels like temperature of 2° but i lived and now i will eat leftover curry :-) also this
going to work christmas eve and christmas day (i volunteered)
December 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
going to work christmas eve and christmas day (i volunteered)
working the weekend when dexter is off vs working the weekend when dexter is also working
December 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
working the weekend when dexter is off vs working the weekend when dexter is also working
shes doing her demon impression for the children
December 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
shes doing her demon impression for the children
i KNOW its group b but still....holley shit O_O
December 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i KNOW its group b but still....holley shit O_O
i need to save for really good support card coming back this moth but i decided to do ONE pull for manhattan cafe and got my most sought after horse girl instead OK???? welcome home seiun sky i love you
December 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i need to save for really good support card coming back this moth but i decided to do ONE pull for manhattan cafe and got my most sought after horse girl instead OK???? welcome home seiun sky i love you
the only pictures i took at mff
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
the only pictures i took at mff