They say the Greek God Cronus ate all his children until his wife hid their son Zeus and handed him a rock to eat instead. What a dumbass! I would never fall for the old “this rock is your baby” trick

If I was an advertiser for diapers, I would say “helps contain feces and urine” on the box

Thread of the new #BostonMottos - mottos for Boston #official:

1) “Boston: beautiful women…and hot guys!” 1/

Saw a guy in a Che Guevara shirt - so anti-Semitic!!

Crazy to realize that our infant daughter has only ever seen both of her parents wearing our Apple Vision Pros

Wife watching severance just said “that’s what elevators do to me, too” #inspiredByWife

Criticizing trump *is* anti-semitism

Sadly, A Complete Unknown fails the Bob Dylan version of the Bechdel test which is to have any two non-Bob Dylan characters have a conversation about anything other than Bob Dylan

My dad just revealed that his take on #WhiteLotus is that the dramatic element is lacking because “there’s no biological reason to have a cultural taboo against incest if they’re the same sex”