Every woman who is seriously dating someone but not yet engaged should watch All Her Fault and take some time to sit with it.
November 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Every woman who is seriously dating someone but not yet engaged should watch All Her Fault and take some time to sit with it.
I haven’t really used this app but I am quite pleased that I have exactly 69 followers.
Dirts.
Dirts.
June 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I haven’t really used this app but I am quite pleased that I have exactly 69 followers.
Dirts.
Dirts.
NYC - Don’t forget to vote! (And DON’T RANK CUOMO!)
June 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
NYC - Don’t forget to vote! (And DON’T RANK CUOMO!)
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JFC. This took my breath away.
Four LAPD officers on horseback surround a man laying on the ground, trample him, and beat him with their polycarbonate "saber" batons.
June 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
JFC. This took my breath away.
This is the equivalent of going for a Mother’s Day swim in the Gowanus Canal
May 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This is the equivalent of going for a Mother’s Day swim in the Gowanus Canal
Sure I might never “know the love of a child” but my Grandma had seven kids and still ended up in a nursing home and I also don’t know what robux are
May 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Sure I might never “know the love of a child” but my Grandma had seven kids and still ended up in a nursing home and I also don’t know what robux are
I’m a very simple person with simple needs.
For instance, the thought of a certain evil billionaire having had a botched penile implant can actually give me the serenity I need to get me through an otherwise very unpleasant afternoon.
For instance, the thought of a certain evil billionaire having had a botched penile implant can actually give me the serenity I need to get me through an otherwise very unpleasant afternoon.
April 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I’m a very simple person with simple needs.
For instance, the thought of a certain evil billionaire having had a botched penile implant can actually give me the serenity I need to get me through an otherwise very unpleasant afternoon.
For instance, the thought of a certain evil billionaire having had a botched penile implant can actually give me the serenity I need to get me through an otherwise very unpleasant afternoon.
Every single reporter and media outlet needs to start hammering Trump over and over with how “weak” he must be to not be able to negotiate Kilmer’s return. “Do you think a leader with more power would get this done?” @cnn.com @nytimes.com @wsj.com @nbcnews.com @cbsnews.com @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy
What’s “preposterous” is the fact that he was sent there in the first place under false accusations.
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El Salvador's Bukele says 'preposterous' to suggest he return Abrego Garcia to U.S.
El Salvador's President Nayib Bukele and several top Trump administration officials dismissed questions about the fate of a Maryland man wrongfully deported to El Salvador.
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April 14, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Every single reporter and media outlet needs to start hammering Trump over and over with how “weak” he must be to not be able to negotiate Kilmer’s return. “Do you think a leader with more power would get this done?” @cnn.com @nytimes.com @wsj.com @nbcnews.com @cbsnews.com @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy
Contractor: It’s so much easier to deal with fire than water
Me, a Pisces: 😔
Me, a Pisces: 😔
April 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Contractor: It’s so much easier to deal with fire than water
Me, a Pisces: 😔
Me, a Pisces: 😔
The White Lotus, Spotlight on Guests Series
Saxon, Piper, and Lochlan
(Painting commissioned by Victoria)
Saxon, Piper, and Lochlan
(Painting commissioned by Victoria)
March 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The White Lotus, Spotlight on Guests Series
Saxon, Piper, and Lochlan
(Painting commissioned by Victoria)
Saxon, Piper, and Lochlan
(Painting commissioned by Victoria)
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Prison guards go on strike in New York because they're not allowed to torture inmates the way they want any more.
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What The Corrections Officer Strike Means To Incarcerated People Like Me | Defector
On Feb. 17, an illegal wildcat strike was initiated by corrections officers with the New York State Department of Corrections and Community Supervision (DOCCS). One of their primary demands is to repe...
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March 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Prison guards go on strike in New York because they're not allowed to torture inmates the way they want any more.
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If 47 were given two buttons
Button 1: His supporters will be rich but he will lose $100
Button 2: His supporters would die but Hollywood will finally embrace him!
He’d pound that second button so hard butterflies in Poland would end up making new lives in Japan
Button 1: His supporters will be rich but he will lose $100
Button 2: His supporters would die but Hollywood will finally embrace him!
He’d pound that second button so hard butterflies in Poland would end up making new lives in Japan
January 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
If 47 were given two buttons
Button 1: His supporters will be rich but he will lose $100
Button 2: His supporters would die but Hollywood will finally embrace him!
He’d pound that second button so hard butterflies in Poland would end up making new lives in Japan
Button 1: His supporters will be rich but he will lose $100
Button 2: His supporters would die but Hollywood will finally embrace him!
He’d pound that second button so hard butterflies in Poland would end up making new lives in Japan
Instagram has done a lot of unforgivable things, but making us think their camera filters were an ok alternative to the 2010 Hipstamatic filters (etc!)
what we could have had…
what we could have had…
January 22, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Instagram has done a lot of unforgivable things, but making us think their camera filters were an ok alternative to the 2010 Hipstamatic filters (etc!)
what we could have had…
what we could have had…
A guy from HS liked a post of mine so I went through his profile pictures to see if I could remember how I know him and while doing so I accidentally liked a photo of his from 2011.
If you’ll excuse me I’ll be moving to an off grid cabin in the woods and never having a moment’s peace again.
If you’ll excuse me I’ll be moving to an off grid cabin in the woods and never having a moment’s peace again.
January 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
A guy from HS liked a post of mine so I went through his profile pictures to see if I could remember how I know him and while doing so I accidentally liked a photo of his from 2011.
If you’ll excuse me I’ll be moving to an off grid cabin in the woods and never having a moment’s peace again.
If you’ll excuse me I’ll be moving to an off grid cabin in the woods and never having a moment’s peace again.
“Towel Towel VCR Towel”
December 11, 2024 at 1:54 AM
“Towel Towel VCR Towel”
Really annoying that the group of people who call actual factual provable things “radical leftist propaganda” while moving the most batshit thing you’ve ever heard in your life into the mainstream.
Just really cool path we’re following here.
Just really cool path we’re following here.
December 10, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Really annoying that the group of people who call actual factual provable things “radical leftist propaganda” while moving the most batshit thing you’ve ever heard in your life into the mainstream.
Just really cool path we’re following here.
Just really cool path we’re following here.
Single All the Way is still a delight and it demands a sequel—maybe they all spend the holidays in NYC after Peter ends up co-starring with Sutton Foster in Once Upon a Mattress
December 4, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Single All the Way is still a delight and it demands a sequel—maybe they all spend the holidays in NYC after Peter ends up co-starring with Sutton Foster in Once Upon a Mattress
Funny work joke:
Schedule a meeting for a bunch of staff for 4pm 12/20 with title Layoffs
Then join and say, “Haha just kidding!”
Everyone will laugh and laugh! But then you say “Not you Barb you actually are laid off” (you’re not kidding Barb is laid off)
Schedule a meeting for a bunch of staff for 4pm 12/20 with title Layoffs
Then join and say, “Haha just kidding!”
Everyone will laugh and laugh! But then you say “Not you Barb you actually are laid off” (you’re not kidding Barb is laid off)
December 3, 2024 at 10:42 PM
Funny work joke:
Schedule a meeting for a bunch of staff for 4pm 12/20 with title Layoffs
Then join and say, “Haha just kidding!”
Everyone will laugh and laugh! But then you say “Not you Barb you actually are laid off” (you’re not kidding Barb is laid off)
Schedule a meeting for a bunch of staff for 4pm 12/20 with title Layoffs
Then join and say, “Haha just kidding!”
Everyone will laugh and laugh! But then you say “Not you Barb you actually are laid off” (you’re not kidding Barb is laid off)
Just saw a structured skirt made with vegan leather.
Sorry for the bad vibes here but
It’s fucking plastic!
Vegan leather is plastic!
Sorry for the bad vibes here but
It’s fucking plastic!
Vegan leather is plastic!
December 2, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Just saw a structured skirt made with vegan leather.
Sorry for the bad vibes here but
It’s fucking plastic!
Vegan leather is plastic!
Sorry for the bad vibes here but
It’s fucking plastic!
Vegan leather is plastic!
Recreating the Reality TV show via Cabinet picks to distract the guy with dementia while you take control of a global superpower is certainly…a move
November 20, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Recreating the Reality TV show via Cabinet picks to distract the guy with dementia while you take control of a global superpower is certainly…a move
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The girls cried. The boys played Minecraft.
November 17, 2024 at 7:17 PM
The girls cried. The boys played Minecraft.
The definition of insanity is electing Republicans and expecting something other than breaking a bunch of shit, killing a bunch of people, and exploding the deficit—followed by Democrats trying to fix all of it like Sisyphus when Republicans are inevitably elected again
November 15, 2024 at 4:32 AM
The definition of insanity is electing Republicans and expecting something other than breaking a bunch of shit, killing a bunch of people, and exploding the deficit—followed by Democrats trying to fix all of it like Sisyphus when Republicans are inevitably elected again
If SNL really wanted to step up, they’d have Elon Musk and RFK Jr in every single cold open as the co-Presidents and not even so much as mention Trump. Kick that hornet’s nest of fucked up as hard as you can.
November 15, 2024 at 4:21 AM
If SNL really wanted to step up, they’d have Elon Musk and RFK Jr in every single cold open as the co-Presidents and not even so much as mention Trump. Kick that hornet’s nest of fucked up as hard as you can.
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TRAUMATIZED PERSON IN MOVIE: [trembling, thousand yard stare] if you breathe wrong, I will crumble
TRAUMATIZED PERSON IRL: --so then I had to spend X-Mas Eve making a lean-to bc my dad locked me out of the house all night haha, what, c'mon it's funny [car alarm beeps] AHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
TRAUMATIZED PERSON IRL: --so then I had to spend X-Mas Eve making a lean-to bc my dad locked me out of the house all night haha, what, c'mon it's funny [car alarm beeps] AHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
September 26, 2024 at 2:55 AM
TRAUMATIZED PERSON IN MOVIE: [trembling, thousand yard stare] if you breathe wrong, I will crumble
TRAUMATIZED PERSON IRL: --so then I had to spend X-Mas Eve making a lean-to bc my dad locked me out of the house all night haha, what, c'mon it's funny [car alarm beeps] AHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
TRAUMATIZED PERSON IRL: --so then I had to spend X-Mas Eve making a lean-to bc my dad locked me out of the house all night haha, what, c'mon it's funny [car alarm beeps] AHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
Help who is going to unlock us now
September 26, 2024 at 1:01 PM
Help who is going to unlock us now