Wendy Bradley
@wendybradley.bsky.social
The tax-and-science-fiction one.
#Emmerdale I’m sick of this storyline now: somebody dob Ray in for goodness’ sake!
December 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
#Emmerdale I’m sick of this storyline now: somebody dob Ray in for goodness’ sake!
#Emmerdale Hidden video camera. Edited selection of Ray’s threats onto the village group chat and simultaneously to the police. As the Duke of Wellington said, publish and be damned.
December 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
#Emmerdale Hidden video camera. Edited selection of Ray’s threats onto the village group chat and simultaneously to the police. As the Duke of Wellington said, publish and be damned.
#Emmerdale Yay! Cain is back! Put the truth about Celia and Cain on the village group chat and assemble with pitchforks at dawn!
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
#Emmerdale Yay! Cain is back! Put the truth about Celia and Cain on the village group chat and assemble with pitchforks at dawn!
#Emmerdale Stop this - you’ve got me yelling “kill him! Just kill him” at the screen, and I don’t like feeling that way. (But Bear should kill Celia please)
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
#Emmerdale Stop this - you’ve got me yelling “kill him! Just kill him” at the screen, and I don’t like feeling that way. (But Bear should kill Celia please)
Nope #Emmerdale, I’m not having it. Every righteous dude in the village needs to turn up at Celia’s farm with a baseball bat and get it sorted. (Obviously only in fiction, irl call the cops)
December 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Nope #Emmerdale, I’m not having it. Every righteous dude in the village needs to turn up at Celia’s farm with a baseball bat and get it sorted. (Obviously only in fiction, irl call the cops)
#Emmerdale is just too stressful right now and the sws are stretching it out too long again. Can we cut to the scene where Cain, Paddy, Marlon, Aaron, basically a full-on Emmerdale posse, invade Celia’s farm and rescue everyone please?
December 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
#Emmerdale is just too stressful right now and the sws are stretching it out too long again. Can we cut to the scene where Cain, Paddy, Marlon, Aaron, basically a full-on Emmerdale posse, invade Celia’s farm and rescue everyone please?
Bring back Budget secrecy!!! So sick of leaking, kite-flying, briefing - are they trying to bore us to death before the Budget even starts?
November 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Bring back Budget secrecy!!! So sick of leaking, kite-flying, briefing - are they trying to bore us to death before the Budget even starts?
How many times? Just alter your subtitle settings so they’re on screen one tab (ten spaces) to the right, so subtitle users can see the whole score! It’s hardly rocket science.
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
How many times? Just alter your subtitle settings so they’re on screen one tab (ten spaces) to the right, so subtitle users can see the whole score! It’s hardly rocket science.
Oh come on - the Sutton Hoo replica ship has to be called Hooty McHootface, obviously!
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Oh come on - the Sutton Hoo replica ship has to be called Hooty McHootface, obviously!
Make it illegal to gamble with an offshore bookie. Let the betting companies onshore and pay their taxes or sod off.
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Make it illegal to gamble with an offshore bookie. Let the betting companies onshore and pay their taxes or sod off.
Proposition: forty per cent of soap opera plots would be solved if soap opera characters would just lock their doors.
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Proposition: forty per cent of soap opera plots would be solved if soap opera characters would just lock their doors.
#Subtitlefail Yeah. They were from “Nepal” not “nipple” thanks. #Cenotaph
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
#Subtitlefail Yeah. They were from “Nepal” not “nipple” thanks. #Cenotaph
#TriggerPoint …and a nation screams as one “put your bloody gas mask back on”
November 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
#TriggerPoint …and a nation screams as one “put your bloody gas mask back on”
My new step counter just vibrated in my pocket and told me to move about more and I am *outraged*
October 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
My new step counter just vibrated in my pocket and told me to move about more and I am *outraged*
Boomtown Rats concert later this week: they aren’t due on stage till 9.20. 9.20???? Come on, St Sir Bob, know your audience! We’re of an age to be snoozing in front of the telly at 9.20, not pogoing! Play a matinee & you’d be sold out
October 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Boomtown Rats concert later this week: they aren’t due on stage till 9.20. 9.20???? Come on, St Sir Bob, know your audience! We’re of an age to be snoozing in front of the telly at 9.20, not pogoing! Play a matinee & you’d be sold out
#TheOnePerCentClub wait, how many more GLASSES you said! I got the “right” answer but I angsted over whether you were counting PAIRS of glasses as one or two. Rotten swizz.
October 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
#TheOnePerCentClub wait, how many more GLASSES you said! I got the “right” answer but I angsted over whether you were counting PAIRS of glasses as one or two. Rotten swizz.
#MurderBeforeEvensong 4) This isn’t the Middle Ages: churches weren’t left unlocked and empty ready for random murderers, even in 1988.
October 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
#MurderBeforeEvensong 4) This isn’t the Middle Ages: churches weren’t left unlocked and empty ready for random murderers, even in 1988.
#MurderBeforeEvensong 3) Do vicars really sit angsting in front of blank pieces of paper with the word “sermon” written across the top? I mean, this is set before there were websites of them but there were books even back in the 80s
October 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
#MurderBeforeEvensong 3) Do vicars really sit angsting in front of blank pieces of paper with the word “sermon” written across the top? I mean, this is set before there were websites of them but there were books even back in the 80s
#MurderBeforeEvensong 1) All churches don’t have candles burning all hours (especially when they’re empty!) 2) Shouldn’t a vicar hearing a dying man’s confession offer him absolution? And not just sit there like a lump
October 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
#MurderBeforeEvensong 1) All churches don’t have candles burning all hours (especially when they’re empty!) 2) Shouldn’t a vicar hearing a dying man’s confession offer him absolution? And not just sit there like a lump
TV producers: can we just agree to stop doing “the winner is…” followed by a pause long enough for the camera to pan across all the anxious faces and the audience at home to yell “just TELL them, dammit!” Just tell them, ok?
October 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
TV producers: can we just agree to stop doing “the winner is…” followed by a pause long enough for the camera to pan across all the anxious faces and the audience at home to yell “just TELL them, dammit!” Just tell them, ok?
#Emmerdale We are heckling the tv “just TELL him!” Every flaming scene so far. Great flying spaghetti monster, get some new writers and move the plot onwards.
September 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
#Emmerdale We are heckling the tv “just TELL him!” Every flaming scene so far. Great flying spaghetti monster, get some new writers and move the plot onwards.
#Emmerdale Why has Caleb had a personality transplant? Send Ruby abroad on holiday to join the kids, tell John to publish & be damned, and get his expensive lawyers ready to argue John killed Anthony & his story is an elaborate revenge fantasy. Then thump him & turn him in to the police.
September 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
#Emmerdale Why has Caleb had a personality transplant? Send Ruby abroad on holiday to join the kids, tell John to publish & be damned, and get his expensive lawyers ready to argue John killed Anthony & his story is an elaborate revenge fantasy. Then thump him & turn him in to the police.