Only 4 here. I feel cheated. Or lucky.

You are of course fully entitled to your own, albeit deeply misguided, opinion.

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He’s not all that smart.

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Pots and kettles, dontcha think? Pots and kettles.

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Which raises the big question: why was Ruairí hanging around in Grange Spinney with Jakob’s bottle of Chardonnay on New Year’s Eve? I think we should be told.

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Here is a useful albeit rather limited instruction.

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Azra has referred him for counselling, but it will take months for NHS Mental Health to get to him.

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Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.

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Usha is Hindu, not Sikh - Gupta is a traditionally Hindu family name. She kept a statue of one of the gods (Shiva?) in the vicarage.

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Redmond, I think. His daughter (Erin, almost inevitably) appeared not that long ago, although most of us (but not Adam) thought she was a scammer.

Ian is Irish too, of course.

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I’m sure the current editor would be happy to bring back Bethany, but only for a special week - maybe the long-awaited Broadway Musical Week, or a Film Noir Week, recorded in monochrome audio, or possibly Mime Week - which would immediately be forgotten by all involved. #TheArchers

You might think that; I could not possibly comment.

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“If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;”

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I fear you are fighting a losing battle with contemporary usage on this one. #TheArchers

From a dramatic point of view, making confrontation more likely is a *good* thing.

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I’m not so sure. “Meeting the Aldridge family” sounds like it’s the first time. “Meeting with the Aldridge family” sounds like an organised event (“we’re meeting with the social work team tomorrow to sort this out”) which is what it is.

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