me, high and deleting my work email from my phone so i'm banned from viewing it

i lived bitch

once again i am suffering from the hubris of thinking that i can down a venti caramel ribbon crunch from starbucks without it tearing me up on the inside... when will i learn

you legally can't lie on the snapple fact

what's up with august 8th. new albums from the black keys, bad suns, and mgk all on that date and they simply cannot ALL be birthday presents for me

having sex with cis men is crazy bc they'll have u believing lies about urself. a cis man told me i was not good in bed but that i was fun but i had sex with a femme and. im not gonna go into detail but the stats don't lie.

lezzed out so hard i forgot homophobia exists

please view Him

not the new dragon age game being free on playaystion plus it was such a flop. yikes

to all the girls i've followed on social media and then ghosted/been ghosted by before