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werfma.bsky.social
@werfma.bsky.social
My pronouns are That cunt/This cunt
I trusted Google before setting off to Home and Bargains. Closed.

Boots, open.
Aldi, closed.
B&M, open.
Asda, open.

Either all open or none surely.
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
*Echo Falls
December 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Anyone shitting the bed over Nancy really should watch the first 20mins of this
December 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Not to mention some cutting anti-Powerpoint chat. Mon the PowerBI ✊
December 10, 2025 at 6:57 AM
No greater joy than someone sat next to you on a busy train who darts to a newly available seat when folk get off and then somebody new gets on and sits next to them. Checkmate.
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
If she thinks shes getting away...
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I did not see 'walk' the first time I read that.
a man in a white shirt is sitting on a boat in the water .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is sitting on a boat in the water .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Got stung with this shit again. Another day started with rage.
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 AM
F**k the Polish by NWA? *Nazis With Attitude
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Impressive but can he do it on a cold, rainy night in Stokelahoma?
November 9, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I'll second Celtic Exchange and @huddlebreakdown.bsky.social too
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
There was a lad in the next village who was rumoured to have done a similar trick with butter. Hope you're well Mark Cambridge 👍
November 2, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Spread-sheets in the streets,
Spread-cheeks in the sheets.
October 28, 2025 at 1:14 PM