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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 4h

You can't do your annual physical too often you know.

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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d

HE LIVES!

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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d

Gov. Abbott: "Hell son, Chicago ain't gonna know what 'it 'em. Cuz nobody ever dun BBQ like a good ole Texas BBQ, and there sure as hell ain't none of em as good as a Texas National Guard BBQ. Hook 'em!"

Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d

Josh Hawling ass down the hawlway

Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d

The good news is the bug that's going around ATC circles is not contagious. So cases are not expected to takeoff.

Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 1d

I forget-- who controls the White House, Senate, and House?

Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d

The good news is the bug that's going around ATC circles is not contagious. So cases are not expected to takeoff.

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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d

All their military vehicles are completely riddled with donut holes.

Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d

LOL yes

Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d

Of course Pete would want a guy in there named Hung.

Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d

All their vehicles are completely riddled with donut holes.

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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d

I hear all their vehicles are just completely riddled with donut holes.

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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d

Battle of the Bulge II

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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d

I've been in shitshow meetings before but never one so bad we had to pray for our safety as the first agenda item.

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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d

Goddam what's on that meeting agenda?!

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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d

I hear tell that a country song run backward gits you yur dog back, yur truck back, an yur wife back. But does it shur as shit get yur country back cuz goddam we need our country back.

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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d

The X-Wing pilot of Red Six spotted

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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d

In his defense he keeps his tin of Pure Evil breath mints in this pocket and when he pulled it out before the press conference this is what happened.

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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d

Gosh, there's no history of U.S. supporting and deposing regimes in the Americas is there?

Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d

Two Wilsons in Wolfe clothing.

Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 1d

Director of Accounting, Head of Maintenance, SVP Marketing & Sales

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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 2d

He will be greeted as a liberator, I'm told.

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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 2d

Well then I'm sure we'll soon see you in Chicago and they'll be greeting you as a liberator.

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Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 2d

Don Corleone states he has many local government improvement ideas coming soon

Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 2d

Interview: "<nervous laugh>...we're calling up all our soybean customers..."

Afterwards: "GET THE INTERN IN HERE I want him calling up all the...I dunno...whoever the hell used to buy soybeans for whatever the hell they use them for"

Wernher Neumann @wernherneumann.bsky.social · 2d

This is understandable. After all, raising the alarm increases competition for the foreign jobs they are applying for.

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