I hear you. I want a little green guy...

About three feet high...

With seventeen eyes...

Who knows how to fly...

I stand by this but holy shit Herbert

I didn’t experience sleet until my 20s (California native) and when I did, I yelled “What the fuck is THIS?!” My Midwest and East Coast born friends laughed at me

Probably should have taken the sack, but also if he doesn’t so some hero shit a couple times per game, what chance do they have with this line and play calling?

I managed to do this in my early/mid-30s and then COVID absolutely ruined it. I’m just managing to get back into it again because I’m tired of my back not working for the first hour of every day

I think my favorite part is how even the elite players are demoralized and dragging now

We were in charge of getting tickets for everyone and when we stopped by the theater a few days before, it just so happened they had a couple midnight tickets left. Decision had to be made immediately and there was no way to check with anyone else in the moment, so we got 2 and vowed secrecy

The difference in per game point differential between them and No 2 is the same as between No 2 and No 10

People being able to see you hiding in the bottle *does* become an issue over time. I’ve done the research

They’ve confused No Country For Old Men with Inception. Common mistake, as unstructured dream space is no country for old men filled with regret.

This one will forever haunt me

I couldn’t go into the office (or do anything else) for weeks because it hurt too much to put on clothes and even after the rash finally faded my energy level would collapse out of nowhere for weeks. Much like the flu, much like Covid, can’t imagine the vaccine is somehow worse than shingles