I just realized: If I want an 8x10 high quality photo print of some random thing I took a picture of on my phone, I can do that without even leaving my bed.

It's that point in the year where, once again, my brain reminds me how when Ocean's Twelve came out on home video, 90% of the people renting had to tell just how much they hated it when they returned it to the store.

Happy Holidays to everyone who sees this.

An update on my ad language collection: I have now gotten a youtube ad in German.

Prime Video has joined the ranks of services now giving me ads and notifications in French. And YouTube is giving me ads in Punjabi which I don't speak at all.

I feel like I have unintentionally started collecting different languages, but at a distance.

Not me low key freaking out because I just moved and can't find my hand carders. Nope. Not at all.

Also totally not going to need them at #fibreswest either.

'Tis the season to leave for work in a winter coat and come home in a t-shirt.

Just gonna keep posting until I get to talk to someone. Email has informed me I have a full dollar of reward from old navy.

Nothing more fun than listening to Smooth Operator while a rob-operator interrupts between each verse to tell me my call is important to them.

The problem is every year we say "next year will be better." It doesn't work. This year, I propose a general acceptance that next year will be shit. Probably more shit than this year. See what happens.

I agreed with them.