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Life is like a box of chocolates: processed en masse to give the illusion of luxury, dependant on chains on chains of suffering, labour, exploitation and all other human misery in a sequence of events centuries long. Your life is like the Discovery of the Americas, it is like the smell of blood
January 27, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Life is like a box of chocolates: processed en masse to give the illusion of luxury, dependant on chains on chains of suffering, labour, exploitation and all other human misery in a sequence of events centuries long. Your life is like the Discovery of the Americas, it is like the smell of blood
Gunfighter: You best get used to looking at a plank of wood, cos I'm going to put you in a coffin
January 27, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Gunfighter: You best get used to looking at a plank of wood, cos I'm going to put you in a coffin
Jason Statham Character Voice: if you're going to play russian roulette, don't play with a Baker [Pulls trigger, 1/3 chance of a shot ringing out]
January 27, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Jason Statham Character Voice: if you're going to play russian roulette, don't play with a Baker [Pulls trigger, 1/3 chance of a shot ringing out]
I knew. All these years, I knew, Holmes! I thought I was a doctor, once, but the mist has parted. I know now, that I am not Watson, but rather John Catson.
January 24, 2026 at 12:36 PM
I knew. All these years, I knew, Holmes! I thought I was a doctor, once, but the mist has parted. I know now, that I am not Watson, but rather John Catson.
You work for the Royal Mail? I thought we were supposed to call him the King?
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 PM
You work for the Royal Mail? I thought we were supposed to call him the King?
What cannot be spoken of must be passed over with a comment on how, like, ironic it is that we cannot be speaking of it, yet we can, like, somehow draw attention to it. Like. 'Im not like the other things, I'm unspeakable'
January 22, 2026 at 4:21 PM
What cannot be spoken of must be passed over with a comment on how, like, ironic it is that we cannot be speaking of it, yet we can, like, somehow draw attention to it. Like. 'Im not like the other things, I'm unspeakable'
Saddest voice in the world: I am really excited to start this job. I can bring great value to this company. I am helping maximise revenue
January 22, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Saddest voice in the world: I am really excited to start this job. I can bring great value to this company. I am helping maximise revenue
As long as there is injustice in the world, I, Friendly Mark, shall be there to say: Gosh, fellas, that ain’t the hospitable method of dealing with our fellow kind!
January 21, 2026 at 4:19 PM
As long as there is injustice in the world, I, Friendly Mark, shall be there to say: Gosh, fellas, that ain’t the hospitable method of dealing with our fellow kind!
I went to Cock Lane and saw you standing solemnly
January 20, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I went to Cock Lane and saw you standing solemnly
One of Grok's lesser known sins is ruining a perfectly good Orc name. Grok of the Wild Marshes? Grok the Sneak? We shall never see their like again.
January 16, 2026 at 12:09 PM
One of Grok's lesser known sins is ruining a perfectly good Orc name. Grok of the Wild Marshes? Grok the Sneak? We shall never see their like again.
MEWEK, DAUGHTER OF DEATH: Creature, you have died. Speak unto me your final words, and then pass through the gate
Me: we are only truly free when we are most obligated. It is in having duties we shirk that freedom can be exercised. So it is good that I was bad at my job. I die a free individual!
Me: we are only truly free when we are most obligated. It is in having duties we shirk that freedom can be exercised. So it is good that I was bad at my job. I die a free individual!
January 16, 2026 at 11:10 AM
MEWEK, DAUGHTER OF DEATH: Creature, you have died. Speak unto me your final words, and then pass through the gate
Me: we are only truly free when we are most obligated. It is in having duties we shirk that freedom can be exercised. So it is good that I was bad at my job. I die a free individual!
Me: we are only truly free when we are most obligated. It is in having duties we shirk that freedom can be exercised. So it is good that I was bad at my job. I die a free individual!
I have accumulated such good karma, and I have nothing to show for it
January 12, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I have accumulated such good karma, and I have nothing to show for it
Bakers only live once
January 12, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Bakers only live once
Hello. I have eaten some food so I am kind again
January 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Hello. I have eaten some food so I am kind again
Orc looking at dairy cows:
I see you too, have been shaped to men's needs
I see you too, have been shaped to men's needs
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Orc looking at dairy cows:
I see you too, have been shaped to men's needs
I see you too, have been shaped to men's needs
A Song of Ice and Tyre: in Westeros where there are cars, Robert would have taken the J1 up to Winterfell.
January 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
A Song of Ice and Tyre: in Westeros where there are cars, Robert would have taken the J1 up to Winterfell.
Look at yourselves, look at what you've become! Xiao Xiao would be spinning in his grave if he could see this
December 31, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Look at yourselves, look at what you've become! Xiao Xiao would be spinning in his grave if he could see this
And who are you, the driver said,
that I must dip my lights?
Only a car of a different make,
that's the vehicle I see
In a Ford, or Saab, or a Toyota,
a car has headlamps,
And mine are high and bright, my guy,
as high and bright as yours.
And so he drove, and so I drove,
Both cars with highbeams on.
that I must dip my lights?
Only a car of a different make,
that's the vehicle I see
In a Ford, or Saab, or a Toyota,
a car has headlamps,
And mine are high and bright, my guy,
as high and bright as yours.
And so he drove, and so I drove,
Both cars with highbeams on.
December 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
And who are you, the driver said,
that I must dip my lights?
Only a car of a different make,
that's the vehicle I see
In a Ford, or Saab, or a Toyota,
a car has headlamps,
And mine are high and bright, my guy,
as high and bright as yours.
And so he drove, and so I drove,
Both cars with highbeams on.
that I must dip my lights?
Only a car of a different make,
that's the vehicle I see
In a Ford, or Saab, or a Toyota,
a car has headlamps,
And mine are high and bright, my guy,
as high and bright as yours.
And so he drove, and so I drove,
Both cars with highbeams on.
Not to be Martin Crane reading Daphne's romance novel, but Call The Midwife's Christmas special really gets good when the nuns are all in danger of being caught and shot by The Cormorant's men
December 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Not to be Martin Crane reading Daphne's romance novel, but Call The Midwife's Christmas special really gets good when the nuns are all in danger of being caught and shot by The Cormorant's men
People may laugh. But I think Dog Cinematic Universe may be one of my better ones
December 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
People may laugh. But I think Dog Cinematic Universe may be one of my better ones
Dog Cinematic Universe -
Orderly runs through a corridor to an officer "For Big Red, sir. With Gromit's compliments". He presses a card in to his hand.
Officer looks at the card, "We'll need Doo in on this too. Sound the call."
In the command room, Clifford reads, looks to the sky, "Courage?"
Orderly runs through a corridor to an officer "For Big Red, sir. With Gromit's compliments". He presses a card in to his hand.
Officer looks at the card, "We'll need Doo in on this too. Sound the call."
In the command room, Clifford reads, looks to the sky, "Courage?"
December 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Dog Cinematic Universe -
Orderly runs through a corridor to an officer "For Big Red, sir. With Gromit's compliments". He presses a card in to his hand.
Officer looks at the card, "We'll need Doo in on this too. Sound the call."
In the command room, Clifford reads, looks to the sky, "Courage?"
Orderly runs through a corridor to an officer "For Big Red, sir. With Gromit's compliments". He presses a card in to his hand.
Officer looks at the card, "We'll need Doo in on this too. Sound the call."
In the command room, Clifford reads, looks to the sky, "Courage?"
'I'm going to die in this house' edit for Mr Probst from Frasier
December 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
'I'm going to die in this house' edit for Mr Probst from Frasier
There are many mysteries in A Song of Ice and Fire, none more intriguing than which character Miss Piggy would play
December 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
There are many mysteries in A Song of Ice and Fire, none more intriguing than which character Miss Piggy would play
If I was an orc, I'd be talking about how we should befriend the elves. And then Grolgo would interrupt me and say "all the better to stab them when they least expect it!" And everyorc would laugh and I would be in a corner, smiling but not joining in
December 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If I was an orc, I'd be talking about how we should befriend the elves. And then Grolgo would interrupt me and say "all the better to stab them when they least expect it!" And everyorc would laugh and I would be in a corner, smiling but not joining in
GRRMartin, putting down his phone and returning to his work: The maester's eyes were old, and he could not spy out exactly how many riders approached. Perhaps six, seven? In any case it would not be enough.
December 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
GRRMartin, putting down his phone and returning to his work: The maester's eyes were old, and he could not spy out exactly how many riders approached. Perhaps six, seven? In any case it would not be enough.