There is someone out there for me. It's a shame we're not compatible.

Sports fans are massive effin' nerds that don't identify as such for some reason.

The totally justified crash out after knocking an entire mug of coffee onto your lap ☠️

I want to watch the new King of the Hill, but I don't have Huluuuuu

Wouldn't the Arby's worker behind the counter just be the "barista"?
Or has Arby's just gone full-robot now? I haven't been there in a long while, but this feels anti-human.

Plot twist: we need AI to utilize its vast energy consumption so that we can finally short-circuit the simulation we're all living in.

Dinner is served! Slow-cooked fall-apart pork spareribs, stir-fried rice and veggies, and Texas toast garlic bread. 😋

Listen, it's late. You're still up. You're on your phone. What's a slice of cheese going to hurt?

Met a Jason, Jay, and JJ at the bar...

Like I straight up met Ed, Edd, n Eddy dude

Like this post if you a cutie 😏

No, wait, stop scrolling!!

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Finally finished Arcane Season 2. While I want to love it, the season absolutely needed to be spread out. I broke my neck at the 200 in a 35mph pacing. You can't convince me this show was ever meant to be less than 3 seasons and it's insane to me the creators claim otherwise.

Am I not turtle enough for the turtle club? 🤔🐢

I wonder if my ex that made me and her into a family in her Sims 4 game ever deleted that save or if it still haunts her to this day.

Hey, all!
Old bird app veteran here looking to make a fresh start! Looking for new mutuals! Some of my interests include:
🎮 Gaming
-- Point & Click
-- Stellaris
-- The Sims
🕹 Streaming
▶️ YouTube
🐰 Anime
-- Dungeon Meshi
-- FMA: Brotherhood
✍️ Poetry

Uhh, and other stuff!