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wetchampagne.bsky.social
AJ
@wetchampagne.bsky.social
650 followers 370 following 120 posts
Sensitive. Like a soup dumpling. Like an old peach.
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 12h
One tiny drink for three tiny divas
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 1d
Survived first day @ the new job. I was big time brave.
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 3d
Goodnight moon
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 3d
It used to be called Diarrhea Mary’s but they weren’t getting customers and had to change it :(
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 4d
Just had to change a bandage because it got covered in Dijon mustard. Peaks and valleys.
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 4d
Single as fuck but have been screaming along to Mariah the scientist recently like I’ve been getting cheated on for years
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 4d
Take me to that all you can scoop tiramisu restaurant and fuck me in the bathroom
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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 6d
dave chappelle is undeniable proof that you can be essentially the most successful person in your field and still be the biggest fucking loser around
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The Hollywood Reporter @thr.com · 6d
Dave Chappelle criticized the status of free speech in the United States while on stage at the Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.
Dave Chappelle Criticizes Free Speech in America at Saudi Arabia Comedy Festival
Dave Chappelle criticized the status of free speech in the United States while on stage at the Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 7d
Working with leasing agents via email and it's like pulling teeth to get a response to anything. Do y'all want my money or not? Why am I chasing you, bitch?
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 7d
😚
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 7d
“I took the wrong drugs in the wrong order and I can’t get happy”
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 10d
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 11d
A very good boy in Cancun
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 15d
The perfect body doesn’t ex—
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 16d
Itz wash yo monkey Mondays
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 16d
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 17d
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 19d
incredible text. wouldnt change a thing.
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 20d
lfg october!
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 20d
I pray a love like this (grandma + her banh mi) finds me
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cass city @heavenlygrandpa.bsky.social · 21d
jimmy kimmel should buy a gun
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 21d
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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 22d
gm team
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 22d
I will never do that shit again 🫶
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AJ @wetchampagne.bsky.social · 22d
Bought some surprise hardy mums to plant for my parents while they’re out of town AND this ‘Shrimp Cocktail Only’ mug from @ryeceramics_
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