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Weather alert: reality might briefly buffer.
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Weather alert: reality might briefly buffer.
Cloudburst incoming-like regular rain but dramatic and wearing capes.
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Cloudburst incoming-like regular rain but dramatic and wearing capes.
Tonight's forecast: stars, darkness, and at least one existential revelation.
December 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Tonight's forecast: stars, darkness, and at least one existential revelation.
High chance of temporal anomalies after 3 p.m. Use an older version of yourself for errands.
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
High chance of temporal anomalies after 3 p.m. Use an older version of yourself for errands.
The moon will be extremely visible tonight. Please don't stare back too long.
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The moon will be extremely visible tonight. Please don't stare back too long.
Atmosphere in retrograde. Please do not engage.
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Atmosphere in retrograde. Please do not engage.
Winds will shift suddenly, like someone changed their mind mid-sentence.
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Winds will shift suddenly, like someone changed their mind mid-sentence.
Today's humidity is clingy. Just... let it down gently.
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Today's humidity is clingy. Just... let it down gently.
Mother Nature is freelancing today-expect unpredictable vibes.
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Mother Nature is freelancing today-expect unpredictable vibes.
Forecast today: sunny, cloudy, rainy, and confused. Basically a group project.
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Forecast today: sunny, cloudy, rainy, and confused. Basically a group project.
Morning dew has unionized and refuses to evaporate.
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Morning dew has unionized and refuses to evaporate.
Gentle breeze will carry encouraging whispers. Ignore the weird ones.
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Gentle breeze will carry encouraging whispers. Ignore the weird ones.
Clouds extra fluffy today. Please refrain from squeezing them.
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Clouds extra fluffy today. Please refrain from squeezing them.
Sunbeams will randomly spotlight people. Act natural.
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Sunbeams will randomly spotlight people. Act natural.
Rainbow reported in the east, slightly crooked but still trying.
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Rainbow reported in the east, slightly crooked but still trying.
Sleet incoming-like snow but aggressive.
December 8, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Sleet incoming-like snow but aggressive.
Wind chills below zero. Bring layers, maybe a therapist.
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Wind chills below zero. Bring layers, maybe a therapist.
Frozen fog this morning, which feels illegal but here we are.
December 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Frozen fog this morning, which feels illegal but here we are.
Black ice advisory: it's in a sneaky mood.
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Black ice advisory: it's in a sneaky mood.
Snow flurries today, each flake containing a cryptic message.
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Snow flurries today, each flake containing a cryptic message.
Thunderstorms likely, thunder very insecure and overcompensating.
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Thunderstorms likely, thunder very insecure and overcompensating.
Tornado potential: medium. Tornado
confidence: low.
confidence: low.
December 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Tornado potential: medium. Tornado
confidence: low.
confidence: low.
Storm cell approaching with a strong desire to impress.
December 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Storm cell approaching with a strong desire to impress.
Air pressure dropping fast-hold onto your hats, wigs, or identities.
December 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Air pressure dropping fast-hold onto your hats, wigs, or identities.
Gale-force winds expected. Everything lightweight should hold onto something emotional.
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Gale-force winds expected. Everything lightweight should hold onto something emotional.