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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · Apr 12

#fatfuckastolfo setup

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · Apr 11

there's a lot one could do with 3 command seals a day... if you think about it, the average Master gets by with 1-2 seals for an entire week's worth of combat in a regular War
of course, with 7 Servants deployed including the backup, the need for them increases accordingly

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 5h

just saying but if I got the fat cow disease I'd let oomfs suckle on em

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 7h

sure thing boss

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 8h

hits your twink with the fat cow disease beam

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 12h

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 1d

it's all "haha cowprint moo I'm a cow" with twinks until their tits start leaking then suddenly it's dead silence

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 10h

gut is woke? yeah, it hungers

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 1d

they found oomf

'Fatberg' weighing 100 tonnes removed from London sewer
BBC, 1 day ago

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 12h

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 1d

it's all "haha cowprint moo I'm a cow" with twinks until their tits start leaking then suddenly it's dead silence

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 21h

"hoho, apologies for the disturbance my good sir, would you mind drawing Astolfo wider than they are tall, possibly with succulent leaky tits if it isn't too much trouble at this time"

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 21h

can't say "if you don't mind" anymore, always gotta be shit like "if you feel so inclined my good fellow"

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 21h

if you feel inclined to indulge my proclivities(♂️) of course

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 21h

(slimes don't burn calories (source: me))

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 21h

Rimuru Tempest pampered to immobility by his subordinates as he deserves

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cookin🔞 @cooooookin.bsky.social · 22h

"the problem with cute fat boys is that you have to get really handsy to figure out what's fatter between their moobs and back rolls" somebody help him!!!!!!!!!!! #bhm

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 1d

what if his womb tattoo was a greasy burger and his meaty slab of a belly stretched it out and his moobs were straining the bikini top and he looked completely exhausted from the effort of lifting his lardy barrel of a foot

Isekai Slow Life screenshot of Maynard the blond Incubus whose outfit consists of a triangular bikini top and thin pants, all of it purple with gold linings. He is in bed with a seductive expression as he lifts a golden ring/bracelet/whatever on his big toe towards the pov

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 1d

they found oomf

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cookin🔞 @cooooookin.bsky.social · 1d

the problem with cute fat boys is that you have to get really handsy to figure out what's fatter between their moobs and back rolls

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 1d

it's all "haha cowprint moo I'm a cow" with twinks until their tits start leaking then suddenly it's dead silence

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donk @donkdonknever.bsky.social · 1d

one last rt on this

donk @donkdonknever.bsky.social · 2d

new fic! okuu is utterly smitten with a very large, very greedy prince kaguya and asks for his hand in marriage. she doesn't realize what she signed up for... boyhus my beloved. please give it a look! www.deviantart.com/donkdonkneve...